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List of The Simpsons episodes
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- S28Ep13: The Great Phatsby (2) 1/15/2017
- S28Ep12: The Great Phatsby (1) 1/15/2017
Mr. Burns tries to relive his glory days, and crosses paths with a mysterious music mogul. After being conned by him and reduced to bankruptcy, Mr. Burns seeks revenge on the music producer with the help of Homer, Bart, rapper Jazzy James (guest voice Keegan-Michael Key) and the mogul's ex-wife, Praline (guest voice Taraji P. Henson). Also, Lisa is courted by the richest kid in town, Smithers begins a perilous journey and Marge opens an obscure boutique store.
- S28Ep11: Pork & Burns 1/8/2017
- S28Ep10: The Nightmare After Krustmas 12/11/2016
- S28Ep9: The Last Traction Hero 12/4/2016
- S28Ep8: Dad Behavior 11/20/2016
- S28Ep7: Havana Wild Weekend 11/13/2016
- S28Ep6: There Will Be Buds 11/6/2016
Homer gets roped into coaching the kids' lacrosse team with Milhouse's dad, Kirk, who is in desperate need of a friend. When Kirk gets too clingy, Homer vents about how much of a loser he is. Kirk overhears his rant and disappears, right when the team needs him most: the championship game.
- S28Ep5: Trust but Clarify 10/23/2016
- S28Ep4: Treehouse of Horror XXVII 10/16/2016
In the midst of a major drought, Mr. Burns introduces a Hunger Games-style contest in which Springfield's children fight each other for a day in Burns' personal reservoir. Meanwhile, Lisa's imaginary best friend, Rachel, is jealous of Lisa's real best friends and starts killing them. Moe tells Bart that the barflies are actually covert agents and that he wants Bart join their team in Homer's place.
- S28Ep3: The Town 10/9/2016
- S28Ep2: Friends and Family 10/2/2016
- S28Ep1: Monty Burns’ Fleeing Circus 9/25/2016
- S27Ep22: Orange is the New Yellow 5/22/2016
When Marge gets arrested for letting Bart go to the park unsupervised, she serves time only to realize that prison is a welcome break from the demands of her life as a mom and wife. In her absence, Homer struggles to manage all of the parenting responsibilities that Marge usually handles.
- S27Ep21: Simprovised 5/15/2016
After butchering a speech in front of all of his friends at work, Homer turns to improv comedy to gain back his confidence in his public speaking skills. Meanwhile, Marge decides to rebuild Bart's lackluster treehouse, but tensions rise when Bart questions her building skills. Also, in the episode's last three minutes, Homer appears LIVE for the first time on television (both for East and West Coast broadcasts) to answer fan questions.
- S27Ep20: To Courier with Love 5/8/2016
- S27Ep19: Fland Canyon 4/24/2016
- S27Ep18: How Lisa Got Her Marge Back 4/10/2016
After getting into an argument, Marge takes Lisa on a touristy trip to Capital City, where, after attending a musical, they meet the show's star, Andrew Rannells (guest-voicing as himself), who reminds Lisa how lucky she is to have such a great mom. Meanwhile, Bart is frustrated that everyone expects his pranks, so he teams up with Maggie to trick people.
- S27Ep17: The Burns Cage 4/3/2016
When Smithers is devastated by Burns' lack of affection towards him, Homer makes it his mission to find him a boyfriend. Meanwhile, after Bart orchestrates the removal of the lead in the school's stage production of "Casablanca," Milhouse serves as a terrible understudy, which frustrates his co-star, Lisa.
- S27Ep16: The Marge-ian Chronicles 3/13/2016
- S27Ep15: Lisa the Veterinarian 3/6/2016
After performing CPR on a tased raccoon, Lisa discovers her calling to be veterinarian and becomes an intern at the local office, but learns a tough lesson when her neglected class hamster dies. Meanwhile, Marge moonlights as a crime scene cleaner for a little extra money, and the trauma of the gory scenes make her increasingly dead inside.
- S27Ep14: Gal of Constant Sorrow 2/21/2016
After Bart accidentally sends a sweet homeless woman's cart into the river, he allows her to live in his closet for a small fee. When Lisa discovers that the woman is an incredible folk singer, she offers her own closet and plans a concert, only to be disappointed by Hettie's surprising substance abuse and violent nature. Meanwhile Homer tries to prove he's handy, but accidentally traps the cat in the walls of the house.
- S27Ep13: Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 2/14/2016
Lonely Professor Fink uses science to turn himself into a man whom women find attractive. Then, overwhelmed by the attention, he invents an algorithm to perfectly pair the lonely men and women of Springfield, realizing that scientific exploration is his true love. Meanwhile, Marge, Bart, and Lisa visit Grampa for Valentine's Day and try to rescue the old folks from a drug-induced hallucination that allows them to relive their happiest memories.
- S27Ep12: Much Apu About Something 1/17/2016
Sanjay passes his stake in the Kwik-E-Mart to his millennial son, Jay, who turns it into a hip, health food market against Apu's insistence on tradition. Bart, whom Homer had convinced to give up pranking, is called upon to return to his trickster life and take down the new store.
- S27Ep11: Teenage Mutant Milk-caused Hurdles 1/10/2016
A new teacher at Springfield Elementary, and a captivated Bart tries everything to win her over. Meanwhile, Homer decides to buy a new brand of "milk," which causes early puberty, both for Bart (augmenting his wooing powers) and Lisa (whose small bout with acne opens her up to the world of makeup and popularity).
- S27Ep10: The Girl Code 1/3/2016
After a photo Marge posts on social media gets Homer fired, he returns to the best job he ever had, a dishwasher at a Greek restaurant. This same post inspires Lisa to code an app that predicts the real-life consequences of anything you post online, only to create sentient artificial intelligence.
- S27Ep9: Barthood 12/13/2015
Bartâ€™s coming of age story a la â€œBoyhoodâ€ chronicles his life from six years old to his time as an accomplished young man. Along the way, his tense relationship with Homer, an overly uncaring version of himself, and Lisa, who overshadows him in every way possible, shape Bart more than he realizes.
- S27Ep8: Paths of Glory 12/6/2015
Lisa sets out to restore the tarnished reputation of Springfieldâ€™s first female inventor. To find her invention, she scours an abandoned asylum and a restaurant that caters to men. Bart joins Lisa at the asylum, stealing one of the homicidal patientâ€™s notebooks, and bragging to the boys at school that he wrote the entries himself. This revelation causes Homer and Marge to believe he is a sociopath, which Bart decides to use to his advantage until things go too far.
- S27Ep7: Lisa with an ‘S’ 11/22/2015
When Homer loses $5,000 at a poker game with Broadway legend Laney Fontaine, the only way he is able to settle the bet is if he loans Lisa to Laney for a month. Then, Laney turns Lisa into a show biz kid and Marge and Homer fear they made a mistake letting her go. So they head to New York to get her back.
- S27Ep6: Friend with Benefit 11/8/2015
Lisa befriends Harper, a new kid at school who happens to be super-rich. Then, Homer befriends Harper's dad and is able to enjoy the perks of Lisa having a rich friend, as well. But Lisa decides that Harper is a bully and moves to end the friendship, which prompts Homer to try and smooth things over so he can continue to enjoy the good life.
- S27Ep5: Treehouse of Horror XXVI 10/25/2015
- S27Ep4: Halloween of Horror 10/18/2015
When Lisa becomes scared at the Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, Homer is forced to take down his Everscream Terrors decorations. Halloween pop-up employees seek vengeance on Homer for causing them to lose their jobs, and rob his house while Homer and Lisa hide out in the attic. Homer and Lisa light up their stored holiday decorations to attract attention and stand up to the intruders.
- S27Ep3: Puffless 10/11/2015
- S27Ep2: Cue Detective 10/4/2015
- S27Ep1: Every Man’s Dream 9/27/2015
- S26Ep22: Mathlete’s Feat 5/17/2015
- S26Ep21: Bull-E 5/10/2015
- S26Ep20: Let’s Go Fly a Coot 5/3/2015
- S26Ep19: The Kids Are All Fight 4/26/2015
- S26Ep18: Peeping Mom 4/19/2015
- S26Ep17: Waiting for Duffman 3/15/2015
- S26Ep16: Sky Police 3/8/2015
- S26Ep15: The Princess Guide 3/1/2015
Homer is put in charge of keeping Princess Kemi out of trouble while her father, a Nigerian king, works out a uranium deal with Mr. Burns. When Kemi ends up at Moeâ€™s, Moe jumps to the conclusion that she must be related to the Nigerian prince who scammed him over email and schemes to get his money back. But much to his surprise, he finds himself falling for the princess
- S26Ep14: My Fare Lady 2/15/2015
When Marge gets fed up with the thankless duty of chauffeuring her kids around, she begins working as a driver for a transportation app service. Meanwhile, Homer bankrupts Moe when he watches over the bar for one night, which forces Moe to take a temporary job as a janitor at the nuclear plant.
- S26Ep13: Walking Big & Tall 2/8/2015
- S26Ep12: 1/18/2015
- S26Ep11: 1/11/2015
- S26Ep10: 1/4/2015
- S26Ep9: I Won’t Be Home for Christmas 12/7/2014
- S26Ep8: Covercraft 11/23/2014
- S26Ep7: Blazed and Confused 11/16/2014
- S26Ep6: Simpsorama 11/9/2014
- S26Ep5: Opposites A-frack 11/2/2014
- S26Ep4: Treehouse of Horror XXV 10/19/2014
Bart and Lisa are transported to a demon-filled alternate universe after Bart reads a set of Aramaic symbols he finds on the underside of his desk. Moeâ€™s â€œClockwork Orangeâ€-style gang is disrupted when Dum falls for a girl who wants him to give up the thug life. In an homage to â€œThe Others,â€ the Simpsons are visited by their former Tracey Ullman-era versions of themselves.
- S26Ep3: Super Franchise Me 10/12/2014
- S26Ep2: The Wreck of the Relationship 10/5/2014
- S26Ep1: Clown in the Dumps 9/28/2014
- S25Ep22: The Yellow Badge of Cowardge 5/18/2014
Bart is plagued with guilt when he wins the annual â€œlast day of schoolâ€ race around Springfield Elementary, with an assist from Nelson, who beats up frontrunner Milhouse. Meanwhile, Homer tries to bring back the annual 4th of July fireworks display after itâ€™s canceled for budget reasons.
- S25Ep21: 5/11/2014
- S25Ep20: 5/4/2014
- S25Ep19: What To Expect When Bart’s Expecting 4/27/2014
- S25Ep18: Days of Future Future 4/13/2014
- S25Ep17: Luca$ 4/6/2014
Marge is concerned that Lisa is dating below her station when she brings home competitive eater-in-training Lucas Bortner, and she enlists Homer to help Lisa explore other options. Meanwhile, Bart is thrilled to receive free gifts from Snake Jailbird after he helps the convict escape from a jam, but when a betrayal from Milhouse puts Snake back in jail, Bart must forge a plan to set him free.
- S25Ep16: You Donâ€™t Have to Live Like a Referee 3/30/2014
Homer is recruited as a World Cup referee after Lisa extols his integrity on the youth soccer field in a Springfield Elementary speech contest. But when the Simpsons travel to Brazil, Homer finds his honesty tested by one of South Americaâ€™s slickest gangsters in the soccer match-bribing business.
- S25Ep15: The War of Art 3/23/2014
After Lisaâ€™s new pet guinea pig destroys the Simpsonsâ€™ living room art, Marge falls in love with a beautiful painting at the Van Houtenâ€™s yard sale, which Homer snaps up for 20 bucks. But, when Lisa reveals itâ€™s by a famous early 20th century painter and could be worth $100,000, Marge and Homer face a dilemma: split the money with the Van Houtens, or keep the cash as a â€œcushionâ€ for their kids.
- S25Ep14: The Winter of His Content 3/16/2014
Marge invites Grampa and two other octogenarians to live at the Simpsons' house after the Retirement Castle is closed for health violations, but she quickly becomes frustrated with Homer when he starts embracing the "old person lifestyle." Meanwhile, at Springfield Elementary, Bart defends Nelson's affinity for hand-me-down underwear, leading Nelson to befriend Bart.
- S25Ep13: The Man Who Grew Too Much 3/9/2014
On a research trip, Lisa is shocked to discover that Sideshow Bob is now the chief scientist at a massive chemical engineering company, but her fears are allayed as she becomes enamored with his likeminded appreciation of high-culture. Meanwhile, Marge's attempt to preach healthy sexual practices to a teen church group goes awry.
- S25Ep12: Diggs 3/9/2014
Bart is rescued from a confrontation with Springfield Elementary's bullies by Diggs (guest voice Daniel Radcliffe), a recent transfer student and aspiring champion in the niche sport of falconry. But, Bart soon discovers that Diggs wants to do more than just wrangle falcons: he wants to take to the sky himself.
- S25Ep11: Specs and the City 1/26/2014
Mr. Burns gives high-tech eyeglasses to all of his employees in order to spy on them. Homer loves the enhanced reality of his new gadget â€“ that is, until Marge tries them on and he finds out sheâ€™s seeing a marriage counselor. Meanwhile, Bart takes a stand against buying Nelson a Valentineâ€™s Day card, despite buying one for every other kid in class, and Nelson delivers him an ultimatum: find him the best Valentineâ€™s Day gift ever or be fed to the classroom electric pencil sharpener
- S25Ep10: Married To The Blob 1/12/2014
- S25Ep9: Steal This Episode 1/5/2014
- S25Ep8: White Christmas Blues 12/15/2013
- S25Ep7: Yellow Subterfuge 12/8/2013
Principal Skinner promises the students that the best-behaved among them can take a ride in a submarine. When Skinner gives all the kids a clean slate, Bart believes even his own past indiscretions will be forgotten if he doesnâ€™t get into any more trouble. Meanwhile Lisa tries to help a cash-poor Krusty to turn things around by suggesting he sell the foreign rights to his shows
- S25Ep6: The Kid Is All Right 11/24/2013
- S25Ep5: Labor Pains 11/17/2013
- S25Ep4: YOLO 11/10/2013
- S25Ep3: Four Regrettings and a Funeral 11/3/2013
Four Springfielders are prompted to try to right past regrets following the funeral of a beloved neighbor. Homer regrets selling his Apple stock to buy a bowling ball, Marge worries she caused Bart's rebellious streak, Mr. Burns reminisces about a romance he gave up with a beautiful Parisian woman and Kent Brockman admits he was too afraid to leave local news and follow his former partner Rachel Maddow (guest appearing as herself) to cable news.
- S25Ep2: Treehouse of Horror XXIV 10/6/2013
The opener of the 24th annual â€œTreehouse of Horrorâ€ is from Guillermo del Toro and features monsters and classic characters from horror films throughout history. In the first of three spine-tingling stories, Homer rides around Springfield wreaking havoc in a rhyming take on a popular childrenâ€™s tale. In â€œDead and Shoulders,â€ Bart is beheaded during a kite accident, his head is attached to Lisaâ€™s body and they must live together as one. The final terrifying tale, â€œFreaks no Geeks,â€ features Mr. Burnsâ€™ traveling circus, The Burnsum and Bailey Circus, which has stopped in Springfieldland in the 1930s. Trapeze artist Marge and Strong Man Homer are performers and things go awry when circus freak Moe starts to make advances towards Marge
- S25Ep1: Homerland 9/29/2013
Kristen Wiig (â€œDespicable Me 2â€) guest-voices in the season premiere episode as an intense, high-strung FBI agent whom Lisa enlists for help when she suspects that something sinister has happened to Homer. Also, Elizabeth Moss (â€œMad Menâ€) plays a grateful mom who names her baby Homer Jr., after Homer Sr. helps in the delivery of the child.
- S24Ep22: The Man Who Came To Be Dinner 5/19/2013
Marge mistakes a swinging Ashley Madison-type website for a Dolly Madison-type cupcake site, not realizing itâ€™s a destination for married people seeking liaisons. On the site, she meets the charming Ben, who pursues her after they learn they share a love for a â€œDownton Abbeyâ€-type TV series
- S24Ep21: The Saga Of Carl Carlson / The Man Who Came To Be Dinner 5/19/2013
- S24Ep20: Fabulous Faker Boy 5/12/2013
Marge encourages Bart to explore his creative side, and his initial reticence quickly subsides when Marge hires Slavaâ€™s beautiful daughter, Zhenya, as his new piano instructor. Meanwhile, Homer is shocked when he loses the last two remaining hairs on his head, and employs a wide variety of headgear to try and keep his newfound baldness a secret from Marge.
- S24Ep19: Whiskey Business 5/5/2013
Moe finds a new lease on life when rich venture capitalists take an interest in his homemade whiskey. Then, Grampa injures himself while babysitting Bart, and quickly discovers he prefers being cared for by his grandson than the staff at the nursing home. Also, Lisa takes exception to a â€œTupac-at-Coachellaâ€-style hologram of jazz legend Bleeding Gums Murphy and Sonny Rollins appears to ask her not to boycott the record label
- S24Ep18: Pulpit Friction 4/28/2013
Homer is recruited to be a church deacon by the trendy new reverend in town (guest voice Norton). But Bart asks Flanders to help him track down their former pastor, Reverend Lovejoy, when Homer starts to embrace the faith a little too seriously. Meanwhile, Marge finds out her dry cleaners mistakenly swapped her wedding dress with one of Krustyâ€™s costumes
- S24Ep17: What Animated Women Want 4/14/2013
After watching "A Streetcar Named Desire" Milhouse takes on a Marlon Brando-inspired bad-boy persona to attract Lisa. Milhouse seeks then advice from the school counselor. Homer tries to save his marriage by becoming a better man and fulfilling old promises when Marge becomes fed up with his behavior and he seeks advice from his local sushi chef.
- S24Ep16: Dark Knight Court 3/17/2013
Bart is falsely accused of pulling a prank on Easter involving the school marching band and stuffing rotten eggs in the brass sectionâ€™s horns, and Lisa must step in as his attorney to defend her brother. Meanwhile, Mr. Burns attempts to fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a superhero, Fruit Bat Man
- S24Ep15: Black-Eyed Please 3/10/2013
Flanders becomes jealous when his laid-back parents start to prefer Homerâ€™s company over his and he faces unbearable guilt after punching Homer in the eye, as he desperately tries to reconcile with him. Meanwhile, Lisa is distressed by her new substitute teacher (guest voice Tina Fey), who bullies her for no apparent reason
- S24Ep14: Gorgeous Grampa 3/3/2013
Homerâ€™s obsession with the TV show â€œStorage Battlesâ€ leads the family to discover Grampaâ€™s past identity as â€œGorgeous Godfrey,â€ the most feared, villainous man in pro-wrestling history. Whatâ€™s more amazing, he was once revered by a young Montgomery Burns, who now convinces Grampa to get back in the ring. But when Bart starts to adopt some of his grandfatherâ€™s former cheating ways, Grampa must reconcile with his past before itâ€™s too late.
- S24Ep13: Hardly Kirk-Ing 2/17/2013
- S24Ep12: Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing 2/10/2013
- S24Ep11: The Changing of the Guardian 1/27/2013
After surviving a tornado, Marge and Homer seek out guardians for the kids, in case the worst should happen. They first turn to friends and family, including Homer's half-brother, Herb Powell with whom to entrust their kids, but when Bart and Lisa fall in love with a super-cool couple, Mav and Portia, Marge starts to question their potential guardians' true motivations.
- S24Ep10: A Test Before Trying 1/13/2013
When Springfield Elementary is threatened with closure because of low standardized test scores, the fate of the school rests on one student who missed the test, and who must raise the average above the minimum threshold: Bart Simpson. Meanwhile, Homer finds a parking meter at a local dump, and starts deploying it around Springfield to fleece unwitting parkers of their quarters
- S24Ep9: Homer Goes to Prep School 1/6/2013
- S24Ep8: To Cur With Love 12/16/2012
- S24Ep7: The Day the Earth Stood Cool 12/9/2012
Homer wants a younger, hipper image, so he starts hanging out with Terrence (guest voice Armisen) and Emily (guest voice Brownstein), his cool new neighbors from Portland, OR. But Marge finds their trendy parenting methods extreme and Bart quickly realizes their son, T-Rex (guest voice Oswalt), is super-pretentious
- S24Ep6: A Tree Grows in Springfield 11/25/2012
- S24Ep5: Penny-Wiseguys 11/18/2012
- S24Ep4: Gone Abie Gone 11/11/2012
After Grampa takes it on the lam from the retirement home, a frantic Homer and Marge try to track him down, and their search uncovers some surprising secrets from his past, including the revelation that he once worked at a restaurant with Marvin Hamlisch (who provides his own voice) and fell in love with a singer at the eatery. Meanwhile, Lisa is flush with excitement when she discovers the joys of online poker.
- S24Ep3: Adventures In Baby-Getting 11/4/2012
- S24Ep2: Treehouse of Horror XXIII 10/7/2012
- S24Ep1: Moonshine River 9/30/2012
- S23Ep22: Lisa Goes Gaga 5/20/2012
- S23Ep21: Ned â€˜N Ednaâ€™s Blend 5/13/2012
- S23Ep20: The Spy Who Learned Me 5/6/2012
After going on "date night" to a spy movie starring crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (guest star Bryan Cranston), Marge becomes upset with Homer for blurting out embarrassing remarks throughout the film, but Homer's attempts to reconcile with Marge do not seem to fix anything. Later, Homer is knocked off a ladder and suffers a concussion on the job, leaving him out of work for six weeks. Instead of telling Marge, Homer decides to use the time to learn how to become a better husband with the help of someone whom he believes is Stradivarius Cain.
- S23Ep19: A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 4/29/2012
- S23Ep18: Beware My Cheating Bart 4/15/2012
When Bart is forced to chaperone Jimbo's girlfriend to a movie, she ends up developing feelings for him, resulting in a whole bunch of trouble with the bullies at school. Meanwhile, Homer is persuaded to buy a state-of-the-art treadmill, fully equipped with a television. When Lisa shows Homer that he can access television shows wirelessly, he develops an obsession with watching an old television show from the treadmill, but not actually working out, until Marge decides to intervene.
- S23Ep17: Them, Robot 3/18/2012
Mr. Burns replaces all of Springfield Power Plant's employees with robots (guest voice Brent Spiner) but decides to keep Homer as the sole human worker. With unemployment at an all-time high and mechanical arms operating the workplace, Springfield becomes a dismal and humorless place. But when Homer's machine-programmed peers start to turn on the community and his former real-life employees come to the rescue, they all realize that robots can't replace human friends
- S23Ep16: How I Wet Your Mother 3/11/2012
Karma gets the best of Homer after he gets his friends in trouble, and as a result, his bedwetting problem worsens. The family goes on a mission to infiltrate his dreams to search for clues in his subconscious to determine the source of his problem. But just as things take a dangerous turn in the dream, a figure from Homer
- S23Ep15: Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart 3/4/2012
- S23Ep14: At Long Last Leave 2/19/2012
The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-the-grid community outside of town. But when Homer and Marge try to sneak back into Springfield, they are welcomed with hostility from their former friends and neighbors and begin to appreciate their new and more accepting home.
- S23Ep13: The Daughter Also Rises 2/12/2012
- S23Ep12: Moe Goes From Rags To Riches 1/29/2012
- S23Ep11: The D’oh-cial Network 1/15/2012
- S23Ep10: Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson 1/8/2012
Homer becomes a populist TV pundit with his show Gut Check with Homer Simpson, and Ted Nugent will play himself as a Republican candidate for President seeking Homer's endorsement. After his videotaped rant about airport security goes viral, Homer lands a radio talk show, and considerable political influence. Then he endorses rock star Ted Nugent (who provides his own voice) for president.
- S23Ep9: Holidays Of Future Passed 12/11/2011
- S23Ep8: The Ten-Per-Cent Solution 12/4/2011
Krusty the Clown is stuck in a rut when the television network pulls his show from the air and his talent agency drops him as a client. But when the Simpsons introduce him to seasoned agent Annie (guest voice Joan Rivers), they are surprised to learn that Annie was Krusty's very first agent. Despite their rocky relationship, Annie is convinced to re-sign Krusty and craft his career comeback. But when Krusty
- S23Ep7: The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants 11/27/2011
- S23Ep6: The Book Job 11/20/2011
- S23Ep5: The Food Wife 11/13/2011
- S23Ep4: Replaceable You 11/6/2011
Bart's science fair project, a mechanical baby seal, outshines Lisa's brainy asteroid model and becomes a popular pet among the retirement home patrons. Meanwhile, Homer gets a new and eager assistant Roz (guest voice Jane Lynch), but when Homer quickly loses his job to her and discovers her evil past, he and Ned team up to reveal her true dark colors.
- S23Ep3: Treehouse of Horror XXII 10/30/2011
This is the Halloween 2011 special of the animated series The Simpsons season 23. The episode will feature the standard 3 segments and Aron Ralston will be the guest star for this episode. The following are the three segments of the episode. The Diving Bell and the Butterball - A spider bite leaves Homer paralyzed but he is able to communicate through natural gases. Dial D for Diddly - Ned Flanders becomes a serial killer. In the Na'Vi - Bart and Milhouse are assigned to access a sacred extract of a distant planet.
- S23Ep2: Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts 10/2/2011
Principal Skinner challenges superintendent Gary Chalmers to take over the education of Bart after one of his pranks leads to a school fundraiser debacle. Meanwhile, Chalmers takes an unconventional approach to teaching American history which sparks a fascination in President Teddy Roosevelt. Encouraged by the educational renaissance of Bart, Chalmers takes Bart and his band of "Rough Riders" on an overnight excursion to Springfield Forest, however after a minor accident, the school administration fires Chalmers for taking the boys on an unauthorized field trip. Determined to get the job of Chalmers back, Bart and the boys hold the school hostage until the administration reinstates Chalmers, and they stand up for the teacher who made a meaningful impact to them.
- S23Ep1: The Falcon and the D’Ohman 9/25/2011
In the 23rd season of The Simpsons episode 1, Homer befriends Wayne, a reserved security guard recently hired by the nuclear power plant. Plagued by violent flashbacks from his past as a CIA agent, he must overcome his tortured nightmares to save Homer from a Ukranian terrorist. Meanwhile, Marge fantasizes about being a contestant on "Top Chef" hosted by Tom Colicchio, and the future of Springfield's hottest "it" couple Nedna, Edna Krabappel and Ned Flanders, will be revealed after months of online fan voting and speculation. Guest voices for this episode are Tom Colicchio, Kiefer Sutherland and Marcia Wallace.
- S22Ep22: The Ned-Liest Catch 5/22/2011
Feeling guilty for getting Mrs. Krabappel suspended after one of his school pranks, Bart helps her escape detention, and Ned Flanders winds up saving her life in the process. When Edna and Ned start dating, he is surprised to learn she's been with many of Springfield's men, including Homer and Aerosmith drummer Joey Kramer (guest-voicing as himself).
- S22Ep21: 500 Keys 5/15/2011
When the Simpsons discover a collection of keys to every door in Springfield, Lisa stumbles upon an eerie hidden classroom beneath Springfield Elementary School. When she shares her discovery with Principal Skinner, the secret room mysteriously disappears and he takes the only key away. A determined Lisa uses her detective skills to lead her back to the room to solve an old school mystery.
- S22Ep20: Homer Scissorhands 5/8/2011
After Homer discovers a genius talent for styling hair and opens his own salon, he becomes Springfieldâ€™s most in-demand hair stylist. But having to listen to womenâ€™s problems and gossip all day long leads Homer to believe his gift may actually be a curse. Meanwhile, when Milhouse decides to live each day to the fullest, he comes out of his shell and professes his love for Lisa, only to have his heart broken. Milhouse then catches the eye of popular fifth-grader Taffy (guest star Schaal), causing Lisa to make a bold move
- S22Ep19: The Real Housewives of Fat Tony 5/1/2011
Fat Tony (guest voice Mantegna) and Selma, Margeâ€™s painfully blunt sister, fall in love and get married after a whirlwind courtship. Marge has her reservations about the coupleâ€™s marriage after Selma begins to prioritize her looks and ritzy new lifestyle over her family, so Fat Tony invites Homer and Marge to a weekend getaway at the Jersey Shore. Meanwhile, Bart discovers a special talent that allows him to detect the location of truffles by smell, and Lisa jumps at the chance to capitalize on the rare culinary treasures.
- S22Ep18: The Great Simpsina 4/10/2011
The family is greeted by folk singer Ewell Freestone (guest voice McBrayer) when they visit a peach farm, but when Marge goes overboard with peach-inspired dishes, Lisa and Bart try to get rid of the unwanted fruit. Later, Lisa becomes a magicianâ€™s apprentice to the legendary Great Raymondo (guest voice Landau) who helps her develop her craft, but a schoolgirl crush clouds her judgment when she is coaxed into revealing the Great Raymondoâ€™s most famous magic trick to his phony archnemesis. But when the rival magicianâ€™s act takes a risky turn, the Great Raymondo has one last trick up his sleeve and stages a showdown with Ricky Jay, Penn & Teller and David Copperfield (guest-voicing as themselves), showing them why he is the master of the craft.
- S22Ep17: Love Is A Many Strangled Thing 3/27/2011
When Homer inadvertently humiliates Bart in front of a stadium crowd, Marge encourages Homer to enroll in a fathering enrichment class taught by therapist Dr. Zander (guest voice Rudd). Shocked to learn that Homer often strangles Bart for mischievous behavior, Dr. Zander conducts a series of treatments with the help of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (guest-voicing as himself) to teach Homer what it feels like to be young and small. But when Bart learns that the therapy sessions have transformed Homer into a pushover, he takes advantage of Homer and becomes a school bully. Hoping therapy could also cure Bart of his bullying habits, Marge enlists Dr. Zanderâ€™s help to patch their relationship
- S22Ep16: A Midsummerâ€™s Nice Dream 3/13/2011
The town is abuzz when Cheech and Chong announce a Springfield stop on their much-anticipated reunion tour. But when Cheech and Chong take the stage in front of their loyal fans, the jokes were just not the same for Chong, so Homer steps in and delivers all the punchlines by heart. Impressed, Cheech invites Homer to go on tour with him as new duo â€œCheech and Chunkâ€ while Chong forms a more progressive comedic team, â€œTeach and Chong,â€ with Principal Skinner. While Homer is on tour, Marge attempts to help the neighborhood cat lady and change her hoarder ways, but turns into a hoarder herself in the process, and Homer realizes that life on the road is not all high times and slapstick humor
- S22Ep15: The Scorpionâ€™s Tale 3/6/2011
After a field trip to the desert, Lisa discovers that the desert water mysteriously makes typically combative creatures get along, so she brings some of the water home as a souvenir. When Grampa moves in with the family after getting kicked out of the retirement home, Homer secretly tests the desert water on Grampa, who is instantly cured of his crankiness. A pharmaceutical representative (guest voice Herzog) gets word of Homerâ€™s discovery and quickly tries to replicate the water into a drug, using Grampa as the primary guinea pig. But when the pills get in the wrong hands and are sold on the black market, unexpected side effects of the new drug take an eye-popping toll on the elderly citizens of Springfield, and the Simpsons learn that their new medical cure comes with major consequences.
- S22Ep14: Angry Dad: The Movie 2/20/2011
Bartâ€™s cartoon about an angry dad is turned into â€œAngry Dad: The Movieâ€ and quickly becomes a criticsâ€™ favorite. When Russell Brand presents the Golden Globe to Bartâ€™s film, Homer usurps the podium and gives his own acceptance speech. The filmâ€™s winning streak continues with Homer taking credit at each ceremony, so when â€œAngry Dadâ€ receives an Oscar nomination, Bart keeps it a secret. With the help of DJ Kwanzaa, Homer and Marge arrive at the ceremony just as Halle Berry presents the award. Bartâ€™s fellow nominee, Nick Park, helps him realize that creating a film is a team effort, and Bart gives credit where credit is due.
- S22Ep13: The Blue and the Gray 2/13/2011
After spending another Valentineâ€™s Day alone, Moe attends a seminar led by Dr. Kissingher in the hopes of gaining more confidence with women. Moe takes the doctorâ€™s advice and asks Homer to be his wingman, but Moe becomes distraught when women are drawn to Homer as well. Meanwhile, Marge discovers her first gray hairs and surprises both her family and the neighborhood by going completely gray and sporting a brand new mature â€˜do, but Bart is not humored when the neighborhood kids tease him about Margeâ€™s look. Later, Marge confronts Homer when she learns that he is becoming increasingly popular with the young ladies, but Homer helps Marge realize that he only has eyes for her and proves that love is still in the Springfield air.
- S22Ep12: Homer The Father 1/23/2011
Homer becomes obsessed with â€œThicker than Waters,â€ a 1980s family sitcom written by David Mamet (guest voicing as himself), and models his parenting skills after the showâ€™s sensible father much to the chagrin on Bart, who desperately sets his sights on a brand new dirt bike. But when Homer insists that Bart must earn the dirt bike, Bart takes matters into his own hands and schemes with Russian and Chinese spies to provide top-secret information in exchange for the new bike, which winds up putting Bart in a precarious situation. Later, James Lipton (guest-voicing as himself) conducts an interview with a television cast on â€œInside the Actorâ€™s Studioâ€.
- S22Ep11: Flaming Moe 1/16/2011
When Smithers offers to help transform Moeâ€™s dingy pub into a more refined and trendy lounge, the revamped â€œMoâ€™sâ€ quickly becomes Springfieldâ€™s local gay hangout. With Smithersâ€™ friends and colleagues infusing new life into â€œMoâ€™s,â€ business starts to boom, but Moe inadvertently leads his new bar patrons to believe that he, too, is gay. Afraid that telling the truth would hurt his newly flourishing business, Moeâ€™s new friends teach him a lesson in acceptance. Meanwhile, Principal Skinner becomes smitten with the new free-spirited music teacher, Ms. Juniper (guest voice Wiig), who inspires the by-the-book principal to take chances. When Skinner finds out that Ms. Juniperâ€™s daughter, Melody (guest voice Hannigan), has a crush on Bart, he uses Bart to get close to Ms. Juniper
- S22Ep10: Moms I’d Like To Forget 1/9/2011
After the fourth graders and fifth graders engage in a heated dodgeball battle, Bart discovers that one of the fifth graders has the same mysterious scar on his hand. Puzzled by the matching blemishes, Bart tries to understand why and how he got it, leading Marge to explain that seven years ago, she and her girlfriends formed the â€œThe Cool Moms,â€ a tight-knit group of moms who set playdates for their young boys. Inspired to reconnect with the women, Margeâ€™s social life soon becomes recharged, but when Bartâ€™s playdates stop being fun, he attempts to break up the club, and Marge finally remembers why she left the group in the first place.
- S22Ep9: Donnie Fatso 12/12/2010
Homer spends New Yearâ€™s Eve in the Springfield Penitentiary after getting caught bribing an official. An FBI investigator (guest voice Hamm) offers to reduce his jail time if Homer agrees to go undercover as an informant to investigate Fat Tony (guest voice Mantegna). When Homer forges a special bond with Fat Tony and his family, he becomes conflicted between his obligation to the government and his loyalty to his new family. After an unexpected turn of events, Fat Tonyâ€™s cousin Fit Tony (Mantegna) seeks to settle a score with Homer, but winds up teaching him an important lesson.
- S22Ep8: The Fight Before Christmas 12/5/2010
Itâ€™s beginning to look a lot like Christmas in Springfield, but while Marge gets in the holiday spirit, itâ€™s bah humbug for the rest of the family. Disappointed that she is alone spreading the holiday cheer, Marge sends a letter to Martha Clause (guest voice Stewart) to help her save the family Christmas. Martha comes to the rescue and transforms the house into the North Pole chalet Marge has always dreamed of, but when the family is noticeably absent from the perfectly trimmed holiday home, she realizes that itâ€™s Homer and the kids who make the holidays special. Meanwhile, the Simpsons get ready to sneak away for a tropical holiday vacation in Hawaii, but surprise visitors Mr. Burns and Moeâ€™s new friend, Katy Perry (guest-starring as herself in a special live-action sequence) delay their getaway.
- S22Ep7: How Munched is That Birdie in the Window 11/28/2010
When a pigeon flies through the Simpsonsâ€™ home and suffers a broken wing, Bart makes it his duty to care for the bird â€“ whom he names Ray â€“ and nurse it back to health. When Ray is ready to fly, Homer decides to enter him in a bird race when Danica Patrick (guest voicing as herself) appears to him in a dream. Things donâ€™t go according to plan, however, when Santaâ€™s Little Helper swallows Ray. Worried that Bart needs some help getting over the loss, Marge and Homer take him to a therapy session with Dr. Thurston (guest voice Weisz), who advises that the only cure for Bartâ€™s blues is to give away the family dog. But when the Simpsons visit the pupâ€™s new home, a shock causes them to rethink their decision
- S22Ep6: The Fool Monty 11/21/2010
After learning that he is suffering from multiple illnesses and has only a few weeks to live, Mr. Burns becomes distraught by the townâ€™s less-than-sensitive reaction to his announcement. Following an unexpected turn of events, Bart finds Mr. Burns weak and vulnerable in the wilderness and secretly takes him into the Simpsonsâ€™ home. But when Homer and Marge learn about their new houseguest, they decide itâ€™s payback time, and Lisa, determined to stand up for Mr. Burns, learns that old habits die hard.
- S22Ep5: Lisa Simpson, This Isn’t Your Life 11/14/2010
Discovering that Marge was once a stellar A+ student whose grades plummeted after being distracted, Lisa fears that she will end up just like her mom unless she pledges to focus solely on academics in an encore episode. When Marge makes a secret deal allowing Lisa to attend her dream school, Lisa learns a lesson in family and altruism. Meanwhile, Bart puts Nelson in his place and unintentionally claims the title of â€œSchool Bully.â€
- S22Ep4: Treehouse of Horror XXI 11/7/2010
Beware of Ouija boards, vampires and unexpected guests in the 21st annual installment of the â€œTreehouse of Horror.â€ In â€œWar and Pieces,â€ the first of three spine-tingling tales, Marge, worried about the effects of excessively violent video games, encourages Bart and Milhouse to give wholesome, classic board games a shot. The best friends discover that board games arenâ€™t boring after all when they find themselves playing a real-life game in which they must beat all the challenges before they are allowed to return to home. The supernatural spells continue in â€œTweenlight,â€ when Lisa becomes smitten with a mysterious new student, Edmund (guest voice Radcliffe), who also happens to be a vampire. When a romance blossoms, the young lovers run away to Dracula-la Land, leaving Homer to come to Lisaâ€™s rescue. In the final frightening fable, â€œMaster and Cadaver,â€ Homer and Marge set sail on a romantic second honeymoon, but are interrupted when they rescue Roger (guest voice Laurie), a castaway who escaped an attempted poisoning on his ship. Convinced that Roger is sabotaging their getaway and plotting a murder of his own, Homer and Marge take matters into their own hands.
- S22Ep3: Money Bart 10/10/2010
A visit by a Springfield Elementary alum-turned-Ivy-League student pushes Lisa to question her own go-getter attitude and reevaluate the scope of her extracurricular activities. Convinced that there is no such thing as having too many clubs or activities listed on her resume, Lisa jumps at the opportunity to coach Bartâ€™s little league team. Despite having little understanding of baseball, Lisa coaches the team to a record winning streak by putting her book smarts in statistics and probability into play. But when Bart questions Lisaâ€™s coaching tactics and confronts her for taking the fun out of baseball, Lisa benches him from the championship game. Hoping to lift his spirits, Marge spends the day with Bart at an amusement park where MLB manager and former catcher Mike Scioscia (guest-voicing as himself) gives Bart sound advice and reminds him of his genuine love of the sport. Meanwhile, with one last chance to win the game, Lisa makes an unexpected call and learns that there is more to sports than winning
- S22Ep2: Loan-a-Lisa 10/3/2010
When Grampa gives each member of the family a portion of his savings, Lisa and Marge spend their money in drastically different ways. Lisa invests in Nelsonâ€™s brand-new business venture, but soon realizes that her friendâ€™s instant success might lure him away from the classroom. Worried that his judgment might be clouded, Lisa introduces Nelson to the well-educated and successful creator of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg (guest-voicing as himself), only to find out that he too dropped out of school. But when the soaring business suddenly takes a sharp turn, Lisa teaches her friend that education is invaluable.
- S22Ep1: Elementary School Musical 9/26/2010
Marge surprises Lisa with a week-long retreat at performing arts camp, where she is greeted by her artsy counselors (Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie) and fellow musically inclined campers (Lea Michele, Cory Monteith and Amber Riley), who inspire her to embrace her creative side. After she returns to Springfield, Lisa becomes restless with her ho-hum suburban lifestyle and sneaks off to Sprooklyn in hopes of connecting with her inner hipster, but she soon realizes that the city is not the same as camp.
- S21Ep23: Judge Me Tender 5/23/2010
When Moe discovers a hidden talent for judging contests, he is approached by a television agent to join the AMERICAN IDOL judgesâ€™ panel. Moe flies to Los Angeles where he tours the Fox lot and receives some sage career advice. Meanwhile, Homer drives Marge crazy when he begins hanging around the house
- S21Ep22: The Bob Next Door 5/16/2010
- S21Ep21: Moe Letter Blues 5/9/2010
As Motherâ€™s Day approaches, Moe narrates an episode in which he writes a letter to Homer, Apu and Reverend Lovejoy, who are vacationing with their children, and threatens to run away with one of their wives. While the trio tries to determine whose wife Moe is referring to, Homer, Lovejoy and Apu flashback to the intimate moments they initially ignored between Moe and Marge, Manjula and Helen Lovejoy. But when the boys return from their trip, theyâ€™re in for the surprise of their lives
- S21Ep20: To Surveil With Love 5/2/2010
A bomb squad mistakenly blows up Homerâ€™s unattended gym bag, releasing radiation into the city and authorities react by suspending civil liberties. Wiggum and his men install surveillance cameras around Springfield and round up suspected terrorists, including groundskeeper Willie, but when monitoring the nonstop flow of video imagery proves to be too much, Wiggum enlists concerned citizens to help keep the city safe. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes fed up with being blond, so she dyes her hair a dark color
- S21Ep19: The Squirt and the Whale 4/25/2010
The Simpsons decide to embrace a cheaper, alternate source of energy by erecting a wind turbine in their backyard. But when Homer realizes some of the power is being directed to the local electric company, he decides to remove his home from the grid and becomes completely dependent upon an unreliable source of power. Meanwhile, a storm erupts, trapping a magnificent 150-foot-long blue whale ashore, and Lisa and Homer attempt to help the poor creature
- S21Ep18: Chief of Hearts 4/18/2010
Homer is completing his court-ordered community service when he befriends his supervisor, Chief Wiggum, by offering him one of his sandwiches. Touched by the act of kindness, Wiggum assigns the other convicts unpleasant tasks, but allows Homer to join him at the picnic table. They continue to grow close, but when the Chief gets injured during a botched bank robbery, Homer doesnâ€™t come through when Wiggum needs him the most. Meanwhile, Bart becomes addicted to Battle Ball, a Japanese game made up of plastic balls and magnetic cards, and his family and teachers try to help him kick the habit
- S21Ep17: American History X-cellent 4/11/2010
When the police are called to diffuse a rowdy crowd at Mr. Burnsâ€™ estate, one of the officers recognizes priceless stolen paintings on the walls, and the maniacal billionaire is taken downtown for questioning. With Mr. Burns gone, Smithers takes charge of the power plant. But when employees take advantage of his good nature, he exacts revenge by forcing the employees to work night and day. These unfair working conditions prompt Homer and his crew to devise a plan to bust out Mr. Burns.
- S21Ep16: The Greatest Story Ever D’ohed 3/28/2010
- S21Ep15: Stealing First Base 3/21/2010
Principal Skinner announces that Mrs. Krabappel was called out of town and budget cuts dictate that, until she returns, the schoolâ€™s two fourth grade classes will merge. Bart reluctantly shares a desk with Nikki and develops a flirtatious rapport. Bart talks to Grampa about his new crush, and at Grampaâ€™s suggestion, gives Nikki a kiss. But when Nikki starts sending Bart mixed signals, he swears off women forever. Meanwhile, Lisaâ€™s classmates ostracize her for being an overachiever, and First Lady Michelle Obama, a self-professed nerd, comes to Lisaâ€™s defense.
- S21Ep14: Postcards From the Wedge 3/14/2010
When Bart fails to turn in his homework, Mrs. Krabappel sends a letter home about Bartâ€™s behavior. Despite Bartâ€™s best efforts to intercept it, Homer reads the letter, and he and Marge visit Principal Skinner for a parent-teacher conference. Furious, Homer punishes him, but Marge takes a more sympathetic approach. When Bart realizes he can pit Homer and Marge against each other to his benefit, his scheming reaches new heights.
- S21Ep13: The Color Yellow 2/21/2010
After Miss Hoover gives the class an assignment to write about their family trees, Lisa is shocked to uncover the truth behind the Simpsons family. She finds a diary in the house that belonged to Eliza Simpson, and Lisa delves into the world of slavery and family history to prepare a text for Black History Month.
- S21Ep12: Boy Meets Curl 2/14/2010
While attempting to find a romantic date together, Homer and Marge discover a game called curling. With Marge's excellent past in the game, her and Homer decide to pair up to compeet in the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to collecting Olympic pins.
- S21Ep11: Million Dollar Maybe 1/31/2010
When Homer gets a fortune cookie that says it's his lucky day, he wins the lottery, but spent the time he should've been on a date with Marge on standing in line at the Kwik-E-Mart to buy the ticket. Fearing how Marge will react to him dumping her, he avoids telling his family about his new-found fortune. However, to slowly approach them with the news, he sends his family anonymous gifts, but when Bart finds out it's him, they spend the money together like if it's the last money on Earth; paying for a private Coldplay concert.
- S21Ep10: Once Upon A Time in Springfield 1/10/2010
When Krusty the Clownâ€™s show is losing its female ratings, two executives confront Krusty in order to tell him that they are hiring a new, female co-star named Princess Penelope. Krusty is less than enthusiastic about this, and so are all the guys in Springfield who felt the show was at its best before. However, when the popularity of Princess Penelope skyrockets, Krusy becomes the co-star, and on the edge of losing his job. One thing, though, gets Penelope and Krusty together on the show; a marriage. Meanwhile, Mr. Burns takes away the free donughts from the Nuclear Power Plant, but Homer, Lenny and Carl strongly disagree with him and take a stand by talking to a headhunter who specializes in nuclear workers, and whom is willing to help them get their donughts back.
- S21Ep9: Thursdays with Abie 1/3/2010
Grampa finally gets the attention he's waited so, so long for when human-interest columnist Marshall Goldman talks with Grampa while in an amusement park. Grampa tells Marshall about the time he was on a World War II battleship, and Marshall publishes the story in the Springfield Shopper, increasing Grampa's popularity in Springfield drastically. However, when Grampa decides to "dump" Homer as he's not been a good son, Homer looks for his own surrogate father, but instead, he finds a note that suggests Marshall may be planning to kill Grampa.
- S21Ep8: O Brother, Where Bart Thou? 12/13/2009
Springfield is hit by a blizzard and all power gets lost, but while Bart canâ€™t seem to find anything fun to do, he observes the bonding moments between Lisa and Maggie, who are sisters. Jealous he doesnâ€™t have a brother, Bart becomes depressed and asks if Homer can get him a brother, but Homer is less than enthusiastic about the idea. However, Bart still wants a brother and gets one from an orphanage.
- S21Ep7: Rednecks and Broomsticks 11/29/2009
After the family is involved in a car accident on their way home from a skiing trip, they lose their car, but Cleatus and his (large) hillbilly family have a winter house nearby and they take temporarily take care of them. However, when Lisa gets lost in a game of hide-and-seek, she meets some Wiccans (witches without brooms and pointy hats) and the next school day takes a wicked turn when everything she sees and hears resembles the witchcraft of the Wiccans. Meanwhile, Homer becomes the judge of a â€œmoonshineâ€ drink the hillbillies make.
- S21Ep6: Pranks and Greens 11/22/2009
Bart is outraged to find out that a former student, Andy Hamilton, is the best prankster Springfield Elementary has seen, and he decides to hunt down Andy and talk to him about his pranks. However, Andy is a 19-year-old still in his pranking days, and Bart sees a negative side of being a prankster, and therefore tries to change Andyâ€™s future. Meanwhile, Marge struggles to keep up with the other moms at her social group, but when the others start telling her that everything she does in her daily life is wrong, she feels like an outsider.
- S21Ep5: The Devil Wears Nada 11/15/2009
Homer and the workers at the Nuclear Plant are all sad that Ted, their supervisor, is retiring. But when Mr. Burns discovers Carlâ€™s talent of keeping things clean and fixed, Burns gives Carl the job of supervisor. Meanwhile, Marge and a group called â€œPhilanthro-Chicksâ€ are planning their yearly fundraiser, and they agree to make a calendar with sexy photographs that resemble great points in American history. However, Marge is a bit reluctant to show any skin on the photos, but after the photographer gives her wine, she is more than happy to dress off, making some of the sexiest pictures Springfield has ever seen.
- S21Ep4: Treehouse of Horror XX 10/18/2009
This yearâ€™s triple threat of Halloween hilarity sees zombies escaping from their captures and walking the streets of Springfield, Bart and Lisa caught in a murder pact where they both have to kill their own teacher, everyone in Springfield becomes hateful zombies thanks to Krusty Burgerâ€™s newest burger, and Homer accidentally falls on a spike and Moe using the opportunity to use Homerâ€™s blood in his beer (somehow making the beer even better).
- S21Ep3: The Great Wife Hope 10/11/2009
After boxing has a big influence on the citizens of Springfield, Marge is shocked to see Bart fighting with Nelson in the schoolâ€™s playground. When other people she knows get in the same kind of fights, she decides she must do something in order for boxing to be banned. She agrees to fight a famous boxer and the winning person will decide if boxing stays or leaves, thereâ€™s just one problem: Marge isnâ€™t exactly the â€œboxingâ€ kind of person.
- S21Ep2: Bart Gets A ‘Z’ 10/4/2009
In the tragic life of Mrs. Krabappel, she wakes up to nothing but a bed filled with tests, exercise she barely manages to do and when coming to school, she has to try and educate all her students, who sit in their chair all texting and playing games on their cell phones. When Krabappel decides to confiscate every studentâ€™s phone, Bart decides to do something about the matter, and spikes her coffee with booze, resulting in her to make a fool of herself. However, when Principal Skinner sees her joking around, he fires her, giving the class a new, â€œfunkierâ€ teacher.
- S21Ep1: Homer the Whopper 9/27/2009
Comic Book Guy has created his own superhero, called Everyman, who can take the powers of every superhero in any comic book he touches and use them on his own. Homer is given the role, which was not his intention by visiting the store, but he is interested and agrees to do it. To whip him into shape, the studio hires Lyle McCarthy and once in a really long time, Homer actually becomes thin. But when McCarthy has to leave, Homer's life falls apart again.
- S20Ep21: Coming to Homerica 5/17/2009
- S20Ep20: Four Great Women and a Manicure 5/10/2009
Marge, Lisa and Maggie go to a nail salon and start discussing whether or not a woman can be successful without a man by her side. The discussion happens with Marge and Lisa each telling their own parodies of 4 classical stories, including Snow white and the Seven Dwarfs and the story about Queen Elizabeth I who ruled England while trying to find the right man to marry.
- S20Ep19: Waverly Hills, 9021-D’Oh 5/3/2009
After Springfield Elementary is given the dubious distinction as "The Worst School in America," the Simpsons move to Waverly Hills. As Bart adjusts to the new school, he begins a rumor that Lisa is friends with "Alaska Nebraska," a Hanna Montana-esque pop singer. Meanwhile, Homer rents an apartment for himself and poses as a bachelor.
- S20Ep18: Father Knows Worst 4/26/2009
- S20Ep17: The Good, the Sad and the Drugly 4/19/2009
When a new prank by Bart and Milhouse gets Milhouse suspended for a week, Bartâ€™s involvement remains undetected. Bart visits Grandpa at the Retirement Castle, but starts chatting with a girl he starts to like instead. However, she is at the Retirement Castle because she is a volunteer there and Bart has to act like he is a good child in order for her to like him back. Meanwhile, Lisaâ€™s class writes about what they think Springfield will look like in 50 years, but Lisa becomes depressed believing it will be a barren wasteland, so she is put on a medicine that makes her a smiling mindless zombie.
- S20Ep16: Eeny Teeny Maya Moe 4/5/2009
Homer decides to spend more time with Maggie, but doesn't want to leave Moe's bar. Therefore, he takes her with him and places Maggie in a playground right outside. However, the other babies in the playground don't like her, so she tries to make Homer understand, but he doesn't. Meanwhile, Moe likes a girl he talks to on the Internet, but when the two decide to meet in real life, he is surprised about how small she really is.
- S20Ep15: Wedding For Disaster 3/29/2009
When Reverend Lovejoy finds out that some of the ceremonies he performed are invalid due to a lapsed ministerial certification, Homer and Marge are officially not married. They decide to re-marry each other and because it is a new chance for a better start at a marriage, Marge wants everything to be perfect. But when she turns into a â€œbridezillaâ€, Homer begins to have regrets about marrying her once again.
- S20Ep14: In the Name of the Grandfather 3/22/2009
After the Simpsons buy a hot tub and feel so relaxed in it that they forget all about Grandpa Simpson, Homer agrees to do something that will make Grandpa happy again. Grandpa wants to visit O'Flanagan's pub in Ireland for one last beer and the Simpsons travel to Ireland. While Marge and the children visit Irish landmarks, Homer and Grandpa decide to buy the pub, only to find out that pubs aren't popular in Ireland anymore.
- S20Ep13: Gone Maggie Gone 3/15/2009
Springfield experiences a total solar eclipse and everyone uses a special gadget to be able to see the eclipse. Homer falls on his gadget and uses Margeâ€™s instead, but Marge doesnâ€™t want to miss it, so she looks without the gadget, resulting in losing her vision. Meanwhile, Homer loses Maggie to a convent and Lisa goes undercover pretending to be a nun, but while trying to find Maggie, she must also solve a series of clues, with the help of Comic Book Guy and Principal Skinner.
- S20Ep12: No Loan Again, Naturally 3/8/2009
Homer uses his home mortgage rate to pay for his annual Mardi gras party, but when the rate increases drastically, the family can't pay. This results in their house being put in an auction, but Ned Flanders doesn't want them to leave, so he buys it and rents it back to the Simpsons. However, because they donâ€™t own the house anymore, Homer and Marge use Ned to do things around the house, but Ned gets so annoyed by this that he puts the house back on sale and kicks the family out.
- S20Ep11: How the Test Was Won 3/1/2009
Springfield Elementary prepares for a national achievement test, the V.P.A.T, by making the students do a practice test before the real one, but Lisa gets shocked when she finds out that Bart beat her. Therefore, Bart gets to attend a party instead of taking the actual test, but thereâ€™s a twist to everything. Meanwhile, the Simpson family is uninsured and must avoid all injuries.
- S20Ep10: Take My Life, Please 2/15/2009
- S20Ep9: Lisa the Drama Queen 1/25/2009
- S20Ep8: The Burns and the Bees 12/7/2008
- S20Ep7: Mypods and Boomsticks 11/30/2008
- S20Ep6: Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words 11/16/2008
- S20Ep5: Dangerous Curves 11/9/2008
- S20Ep4: Treehouse of Horror XIX 11/2/2008
Opener: When Homer votes for Barack Obama, the electronic voting machine instead counts his vote for John McCain. Untitled Robot Parody: It's a Transformers parody as Bart buys a cursed Malibu Stacy convertible for Lisa for Christmas. How to Get Ahead in Dead-Vertising: Some advertising executives discover Homer and his knack for killing famous people. With the celebs out of the picture, the advertisers can use their likenesses and not have to pay royalties until their ghosts want revenge their killer. It's the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse: A parody of It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown featuring Milhouse as Linus, Lisa as Sally, and Bart as Charlie Brown.
- S20Ep3: Double, Double, Boy in Trouble 10/19/2008
- S20Ep2: Lost Verizon 10/5/2008
While working at the country club, Bart sees Denis Leary throw his phone away and he picks it up. Bart uses this opportunity to go on a prank-calling spree until Marge finds out what he's been up to and contacts Leary. Leary lets Bart keep the phone, but also turns it into a tracking device for Marge to keep tabs on Bart.
- S20Ep1: Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes 9/28/2008
After serving a jail sentence for starting a brawl at an alcohol-free St. Patrick's Day parade, Homer becomes a bounty hunter and tags Flanders along for the ride. Meanwhile, an Irish man gives Marge a job at his bakery, which Marge soon discovers specializes in sexually suggestive pastries.
- S19Ep20: All About Lisa 5/18/2008
- S19Ep19: Mona Leaves-a 5/11/2008
After a day at the mall's "Build-A-Bear" store, the family comes home to find Homer's mother, Mona, back for the third time. Homer doesn't trust his mother after remembering all the times she abandoned him when Mona became a part of the counterculture, but when Mona dies, Homer soon feels bad that he never got the chance to say goodbye to her.
- S19Ep18: Any Given Sundance 5/4/2008
- S19Ep17: Apocalypse Cow 4/27/2008
- S19Ep16: Papa Don’t Leech 4/13/2008
Lisa discovers that the town of Springfield hasn't collected millions of dollars worth of taxes. As a result, the town starts collecting from most of the evaders and the only remaining debtor is Lurleen Lumpkin (the country singer who tried to seduce Homer on season 3's "Colonel Homer".) As the police search for her, Lurleen stays with the Simpson family, which irritates Marge, who still hasn't forgotten how Lurleen almost stole Homer from her.
- S19Ep15: Smoke on the Daughter 3/30/2008
- S19Ep14: Dial ‘N’ for Nerder 3/9/2008
- S19Ep13: The Debarted 3/2/2008
- S19Ep12: Love, Springfieldian Style 2/17/2008
Homer and Marge get stuck on the Tunnel of Love ride at a carnival, and pass the time telling three tales of love gone wrong: Homer and Marge are bank-robbing sweethearts Bonnie and Clyde, Homer and Marge (again) are star-crossed dog lovers Shady and the Vamp, and Nelson and Lisa are drug-addled punk rockers Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen.
- S19Ep11: That 90’s Show 1/27/2008
- S19Ep10: E. Pluribus Wiggum 1/6/2008
Homer burns down Springfield's fast-food restaurants after one last binge before he starts his diet. In order to rebuild them, Mayor Quimby moves up election day, making Springfield's primary election the first in the nation, but when everyone gets sick of the media attention and lackluster candidates, they all cast a write-in vote for Ralph Wiggum.
- S19Ep9: Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind 12/16/2007
Homer wakes up in the snow with no memory of what he did the night before--and begins fearing the worst when his family ends up missing, Chief Wiggum tells Homer that there was a domestic disturbance at 742 Evergreen Terrace, and Moe tells Homer that he drank a "Forget Me Shot" (a potent cocktail that erases the last 24 hours of a person's life) to get rid of something horrible he did the day before.
- S19Ep8: Funeral for a Fiend 11/25/2007
The Simpson family agrees to go to a rib restaurant, and after arriving, they discover Sideshow Bob attempts to murder the entire family. When Bob is captured by the police, he is put on trial, where Bart throws away his vial of medicine, inadvertently killing him. Bob's brother Cecil invites Bart to pay his last respects to Sideshow Bob, which turns out to be an elaborate plot by Bob's family to have Bart killed once and for all.
- S19Ep7: Husbands and Knives 11/18/2007
Disappointed with Springfield's snooty, glitzy L.A. Body Works gym, Marge opens her own facility for ''real women" called "Shapes". Meanwhile, the kids of Springfield go to a new comic book store where the clerk (a man named Milo) is nicer than The Android Dungeon's Comic Book Guy, and Homer becomes obsessed with getting plastic surgery.
- S19Ep6: Little Orphan Millie 11/11/2007
- S19Ep5: Treehouse of Horror XVIII 11/4/2007
The series' 18th Halloween show features parodies of movies in three vignettes: "E.T. Go Home" - In this send-up of E.T., Bart and Lisa find Kodos (who is hiding from the government) and help him obtain devices to contact his home planet, but Kodos' intentions are proven to be murderous. "Mr. and Mrs. Simpson" - In this send-up of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Homer lives a double life as a government assassin, but discovers that Marge is one too and must eliminate her after she botched his attempt at assassinating Kent Brockman. "Heck House" - In this send-up of Se7en, Ned Flanders turns the church into a Hell house and asks God for devilish powers so he can teach the children the consequences of committing the seven deadly sins.
- S19Ep4: I Don’t Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings 10/14/2007
- S19Ep3: Midnight Towboy 10/7/2007
- S19Ep2: Homer of Seville 9/30/2007
- S19Ep1: He Loves To Fly And He D’ohs 9/23/2007
- S18Ep22: You Kent Always Say What You Want 5/20/2007
Homer purchases the 1-millionth ice cream cone at an ice cream store and is featured on Kent Brockmanâ€™s nightly news program. However, the innocent interview turns into trouble when Brockman gets demoted for using a horrible curse word on live TV--and fired for supposedly using cocaine as coffee sweetener.
- S18Ep21: 24 Minutes 5/20/2007
When finding out Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney's plan on sabotaging Springfield Elementary School's annual bake sale by releasing the "ultimate stinkbomb" (a rotten yogurt cup from Springfield's Nuclear Power Plant), Bart and Lisa enlist the help of Jack Bauer and Chloe O'Brian. Meanwhile, Marge attempts to make the perfect cake, so she can win the bake sale.
- S18Ep20: Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot 5/13/2007
When Homer gets lost in a cornfield maze, Santa's Little Helper rescues him and becomes a local hero, which prompts the Simpson family to enroll him in Police Dog Academy, where he dons a new and more stern personality. Meanwhile, Bart gets a strangling snake as a new pet.
- S18Ep19: Crook and Ladder 5/6/2007
When reading a parenting magazine, Marge follows the advice to throw away Maggie's pacifier. However, when the pacifier is thrown in the trash, Maggie goes on a path of destruction in the Simpsons home. Meanwhile, Homer, Moe, Apu, and Principal Skinner become volunteer firefighters and begin stealing items from the homes whose fires they extinguish.
- S18Ep18: The Boys of Bummer 4/29/2007
Bart becomes a hometown hero when he makes the game-winning catch at his Little League game, sending the Springfield Isotots to the Little League championship for the first time ever. However, Springfield turns on him when he drops an easy pop fly in the bottom of the ninth, losing the game for his team. Meanwhile, Homer gets a job at Costington's Department store as a mattress tester.
- S18Ep17: Marge Gamer 4/22/2007
When Marge is scorned for not having an email address, she discovers the wonders of the Internet. She joins a reality game called "Earthland Realms" where she discovers Bart is the game's best and most destructive player. Meanwhile, Homer begins refereeing Lisa's soccer games--and Lisa takes advantage of the situation.
- S18Ep16: Homerazzi 3/25/2007
After the family photo album is destroyed, Marge restages all of the family's photographs, and when a celebrity dating scandal is captured in the background of one of their photos, the Simpsons strike tabloid gold. Tasting success and seeing money to be made, Homer takes to the streets as one of the paparazzi, capturing Springfield's celebrities at their worst.
- S18Ep15: Rome-old and Juli-eh 3/11/2007
- S18Ep14: Yokel Chords 3/4/2007
After protesting over Springfield Elementary denying education to Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel's numerous children, Principal Skinner offers Lisa a chance to tutor them herself--which ends when Krusty the Clown wants to hire them as a singing act. Meanwhile, Bart ends up in therapy after scaring his peers with stories of a school chef notorious for cooking children.
- S18Ep13: Springfield Up 2/18/2007
- S18Ep12: Little Big Girl 2/11/2007
After saving Springfield from a devastating fire (caused by Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel), Bart is rewarded with driver's license from Mayor Quimby. Meanwhile, in an effort to spice up her boring family blood line, Lisa lies on an essay by declaring she's an American Indian.
- S18Ep11: Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times 1/28/2007
- S18Ep10: The Wife Aquatic 1/7/2007
- S18Ep9: Kill Gil (Parts I & II) 12/17/2006
- S18Ep8: The Haw-Hawed Couple 12/10/2006
Bart becomes Nelson's best friend (after Bart feels sorry for Nelson not having any friends come to his party), and discovers how possessive Nelson can be. Meanwhile, Homer finds himself hooked on Lisa's favorite fantasy book series, Angelica Button--and tries to keep Lisa from finding out how the latest book ends.
- S18Ep7: Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair) 11/26/2006
- S18Ep6: Moe ‘N’ a Lisa 11/19/2006
- S18Ep5: GI (Annoyed Grunt) 11/12/2006
- S18Ep4: Treehouse of Horror XVII 11/5/2006
In this year's trio of rib-tickling terrors: Homer becomes a (not-so-)lean, mean eating machine in "Married to the Blob", Bart uses a relic from Jewish folklore to wreak havoc in "You've Got to Know When to Golem", and Kang and Kodos invade 1938 Springfield in "The Day the Earth Looked Stupid).
- S18Ep3: Please Homer, Don’t Hammer ’em 9/24/2006
Marge discovers her talent as handywoman after buying, reading, and using a collection of do-it-yourself carpenting books, but ends up using Homer to garner business for herself since no one in town is thrilled over the idea of a female carpenter. Meanwhile, Springfield Elementary bans peanuts and peanut products after it's revealed that Principal Skinner is allergic to peanuts--which Bart uses to blackmail him.
- S18Ep2: Jazzy and the Pussycats 9/17/2006
- S18Ep1: The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer 9/10/2006
- S17Ep22: Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play 5/21/2006
- S17Ep21: The Monkey Suit 5/14/2006
- S17Ep20: Regarding Margie 5/7/2006
Marge goes nuts trying to clean the kitchen in time for a best house contest, but when she inhales the fumes of one too many cleaning solvents, she passes out and bangs her head on a stool. When Marge comes to at the hospital, she is stricken with amnesia, which doesn't last when she immediately remembers everyone in the family through their quirks--except for Homer. With Marge's memory of Homer erased, Patty and Selma try to hook their sister up with a new man.
- S17Ep19: Girls Just Want to Have Sums 4/30/2006
Principal Skinner is replaced by a women's education expert after making a sexist statement about womenâ€™s math skills during a musical (which was written by a former female Springfield Elementary school student who was a math whiz), who segregates the school by gender. At first, Lisa loves the arrangement, but when she discovers that the girls' classes are more about self-esteem boosting than actual learning, Lisa disguises herself as a boy and attends the boys' classes.
- S17Ep18: The Wettest Stories Ever Told 4/23/2006
- S17Ep17: Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore 4/9/2006
- S17Ep16: Million Dollar Abie 4/2/2006
After costing Springfield their chance at getting a major football team, Grampa contemplates suicide and goes to a doctor specializing in euthanasia. However, when the police arrests the doctor and Grampa realizes he's not dead, he starts a new life as a bullfighter for the newly converted stadium.
- S17Ep15: Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife 3/26/2006
Homer's obsession with Lenny's new plasma TV prompts Marge to enter the family in a sweepstakes, and they win a trip to the Fox Studio Lot. Against Marge's wishes, Homer signs them up for a "Trading Spouses"/"Wife Swap"-style reality show and is forced to take in a controlling wife, while Marge moves in with a beaten-down husband, Charlie, and his perfect son.
- S17Ep14: Bart Has Two Mommies 3/19/2006
Ned Flanders wins a new computer and offers it to Marge, as he has no use for it. In return, Marge babysits the Flanders children. With Marge spending so much time at The Flanders', Homer must look after Bart and Lisa. Homer takes the kids to an animal retirement home, but the trip goes awry when Toot-Toot the monkey pulls Bart into her cage and holds him hostage
- S17Ep13: The Seemingly Never-Ending Story 3/12/2006
While cave exploring with his family, Homer causes the cave to crumble and finds himself stuck upside down in the ceiling. Marge and Bart search for help while Lisa passes the time by telling Homer a story, which turns into a chain of narrated tales that, bit by bit, explain why The Simpsons are spending the day at Carl's Dad Caverns.
- S17Ep12: My Fair Laddy 2/26/2006
- S17Ep11: We’re on the Road to D’oh-where 1/29/2006
After Bart steals a key from Principal Skinner's office and gets himself into hot water, Principal Skinner sentences Bart to a "behavior modification camp"--and Homer must give up his Vegas vacation with his bar buddies in order to go. Meanwhile, Marge and Lisa have a yard sale--and discover that their biggest-selling product are the many expired medications they've accumulated over the years.
- S17Ep10: Homer’s Paternity Coot 1/8/2006
- S17Ep9: Simpson Christmas Stories 12/18/2005
- S17Ep8: The Italian Bob 12/11/2005
After Mr. Burns crashes his car, he sends Homer and the family off to Italy to pick up his new fancy sports car. While on their Italian adventure, the Simpsons end up stranded in a small Italian village where a rehabilitated Sideshow Bob reigns as mayor with a wife and son.
- S17Ep7: The Last of the Red Hat Mamas 11/27/2005
- S17Ep6: See Homer Run 11/20/2005
In order to win back Lisa's love after shunning her Father's Day gift to him, Homer takes a job as a costumed mascot known as "The Safety Salamander", who wins public acclaim for saving drivers from a car accident. Meanwhile, Springfield holds a recall election in order to get Mayor Quimby out of office.
- S17Ep5: Marge’s Son Poisoning 11/13/2005
Marge buys a tandem bicycle and after she fails to ride it on her own, Bart offers to ride with her. He soon finds himself increasingly spending time with his mother, until school bullies accuse him of being a "mama's boy". Meanwhile, Moe pushes Homer into the world of professional arm wrestling after seeing Homer doing 1000 reps on his right arm.
- S17Ep4: Treehouse of Horror XVI 11/6/2005
B.I.: Bartificial Intelligence â€“ Bart falls into a coma after trying to jump into the swimming pool at Patty and Selma's apartment complex. With Bart incapacitated, the Simpsons buy a robot son, who proves to be a better son than Bart ever was. Survival of the Fattest â€“ Homer and several other male secondary characters are unwilling contestants on "The World Series of Manslaughter", a survival reality show in which Mr Burns tries to kill them all. I've Grown a Costume on Your Face â€“ After she loses a Halloween costume contest, a witch turns the townspeople into their Halloween costumes, and Lisa (who is now Albert Einstein) finds out that Maggie (who is dressed as a witch) is the key to revert the spell.
- S17Ep3: Milhouse of Sand and Fog 9/25/2005
Homer tries to capitalize on a "pox party" after Maggie is infected with chicken pox, but ends up catching it himself. Meanwhile, Milhouse's parents reunite after years of being divorced, but Milhouse and Bart try to break them up again after Milhouse isn't receiving any attention.
- S17Ep2: The Girl Who Slept Too Little 9/18/2005
- S17Ep1: Bonfire of the Manatees 9/11/2005
After Homer gets into trouble over his football gambling debts, he allows the Springfield Mafia to shoot a "snuggle film" in the house without Marge's permission. When she and the kids return home from a trip to "Santa's Village" and find production still going on, a furious Marge leaves for the beach--and encounters a marine biologist named Caleb Thorn who has dedicated his life to saving manatees.
- S16Ep21: Father, Son and Holy Guest-Star 5/15/2005
Bart gets expelled from school (again) and transfers to a Catholic school, where a hip priest named Father Sean tries to convert Bart and Homer to Catholicism, which worries Marge when she believes that Catholics don't go to the same heaven as Protestants and discovers that Catholic women don't use birth control.
- S16Ep20: Home Away From Homer 5/15/2005
Ned rents a room to two college girls who, without his knowledge, use the spare room to broadcast live softcore pornographic videos of themselves. Upset that no one in town told him this, Ned moves to the seemingly perfect town of Humble, Pennsylvania, while a brash coach moves into Flanders' house and begins harassing Homer the same way Homer harassed Ned.
- S16Ep19: Thank God It’s Doomsday 5/8/2005
Homer sees a movie about the end of the world and fears the same thing will happen in real life after seeing a chain of random occurences (celebrities falling from the sky, raining blood, a man in a realistic devil costume) and doing a complicated math equation that predicts the end will come on May 18th, but when the end doesn't come, Homer discovers a flaw in the equation and ends up in Heaven where he meets God (again) and learns that God is planning The Rapture.
- S16Ep18: A Star is Torn 5/8/2005
- S16Ep17: The Heartbroke Kid 5/1/2005
- S16Ep16: Don’t Fear the Roofer 5/1/2005
- S16Ep15: Future-Drama 4/17/2005
- S16Ep14: The Seven-Beer Snitch 4/3/2005
After Shelbyville accuses Springfield of being hicks, Marge convinces the townspeople to fund a Frank Gehry-designed concert hall, which is then converted to a prison when the concert hall goes bankrupt on opening night. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa investigate Snowball II's recent weight gain.
- S16Ep13: Mobile Homer 3/20/2005
- S16Ep12: Goo Goo Gai Pan 3/13/2005
- S16Ep11: On a Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister 3/6/2005
- S16Ep10: There’s Something About Marrying 2/20/2005
- S16Ep9: Pranksta Rap 2/13/2005
- S16Ep8: Homer and Ned’s Hail Mary Pass 2/6/2005
After Homer inadvertently performs a wild crowd-pleasing dance at a local carnival, he is hired by several sports figures including Tom Brady, LeBron James, Yao Ming, Warren Sapp and Michelle Kwan to teach them how to showboat. Meanwhile, Flanders creates ultra-violent, ultra-gory Bible movies Ã la Passion of the Christ.
- S16Ep7: Mommie Beerest 1/30/2005
When Moeâ€™s Tavern is shut down by the health department, Homer takes out a second mortgage without consulting Marge to finance the barâ€™s return, but Marge finds out and decides to protect her investment by becoming Moe's business partner and renovating the tavern into a pub.
- S16Ep6: Midnight Rx 1/16/2005
Mr. Burns cancels the nuclear plant's prescription pill plan, prompting Homer and Grampa to smuggle prescription pills in from Canada. Mr. Burns soon regrets his actions when his faithful assistant Smithers suffers from a goiter and joins Homer and Grampa on one last heist.
- S16Ep5: Fat Man and Little Boy 12/12/2004
Bart becomes depressed about growing older after losing his last baby tooth, and, following advice from Lisa, deals with his problems by writing slogans on T-shirts. These shirts eventually become popular, and Bart goes into business selling them. Meanwhile, Homer tries to create a science fair project for Lisa.
- S16Ep4: She Used to Be My Girl 12/5/2004
- S16Ep3: Sleeping With the Enemy 11/21/2004
- S16Ep2: All’s Fair in Oven War 11/14/2004
Marge resorts to cheating to get revenge during a baking contest after other contestants used similar dirty methods against her food entry. Meanwhile, Homer finds his old issues of Playdude in the walls, which Bart finds and uses as a guide on how to live the bachelor life.
- S16Ep1: Treehouse of Horror XV 11/7/2004
The Ned Zone â€“ Ned Flanders gets hit on the head by a bowling ball and falls in a coma. When he wakes up, he gains the power to predict people's dooms. Four Beheadings with a Funeral â€“ Lisa and Bart investigate the murders of Victorian-era England's most prolific prostitutes. In the Belly of the Boss â€“ The Simpsons go on a "fantastic voyage" through Mr. Burns's body to rescue Maggie after Maggie gets shrunk down into a pill and ingested by Burns.
- S15Ep22: Fraudcast News 5/23/2004
- S15Ep21: Bart-Mangled Banner 5/16/2004
- S15Ep20: The Way We Weren’t 5/9/2004
- S15Ep19: Simple Simpson 5/2/2004
- S15Ep18: Catch ‘Em If You Can 4/25/2004
- S15Ep17: My Big Fat Geek Wedding 4/18/2004
- S15Ep16: Wandering Juvie 3/28/2004
- S15Ep15: Co-Dependent’s Day 3/21/2004
Homer and Marge's bond becomes stronger when they both get drunk on wine, but soon the bond unravels when Homer blames Marge for crashing the car and Marge gets sent to rehab. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa complain to Randall Curtis (a George Lucas-esque sci-fi movie director) about his latest film.
- S15Ep14: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner 3/14/2004
- S15Ep13: Smart & Smarter 2/22/2004
- S15Ep12: Milhouse Doesn’t Live Here Anymore 2/15/2004
- S15Ep11: Margical History Tour 2/8/2004
With the Springfield library dangerously low on books, the kids donâ€™t have enough resources to do their research papers for school. Instead, Marge gives verbal anecdotes about historical figures: King Henry VIII's (Homer) six attempts at siring a son, Lewis and Clark's (Lenny and Carl) journey through the Pacific Northwest with Sacagawea (Lisa), and Salieri's (Lisa) attempts at destroying Mozart (Bart)
- S15Ep10: Diatribe of a Mad Housewife 1/25/2004
Marge is inspired to write her first book, but Homer shows little interest or support because heâ€™s fixated on an old ambulance heâ€™s now driving around town. Annoyed by Homerâ€™s tendencies, Marge channels her anger into her writing and produces a period piece that depicts a despicable Homer-like character and his wife who longs for a Flanders-like neighbor.
- S15Ep9: I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot 1/11/2004
In his ongoing efforts to impress his son, Homer decides to build a robot that can fight on the mechanical gladiator show they enjoy watching on television. Meanwhile, Lisa is crushed when Snowball III dies, and is further distraught when she canâ€™t keep a large number of replacement cats alive either.
- S15Ep8: Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays 1/4/2004
After a baby riot breaks out at a childrenâ€™s â€œconcertâ€ in Springfield, the townâ€™s singles, senior citizens, childless couples, teenagers, and homosexuals band together to protest having to accommodate families (including paying property taxes used to teach children they do not have). Marge takes up the cause against the childless contingents, with some help from Bart and Lisa.
- S15Ep7: ‘Tis the Fifteenth Season 12/14/2003
- S15Ep6: Today I am a Clown 12/7/2003
Krusty discovers that he never had a bar mitzvah as a child. He quits his show to have it as an adult, with the help of his father, Rabbi Krustofsky. Meanwhile, Homer hosts a late-night talk show a la "Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher" as a replacement for Krusty's show.
- S15Ep5: The Fat and the Furriest 11/30/2003
- S15Ep4: The Regina Monologues 11/23/2003
- S15Ep3: The President Wore Pearls 11/16/2003
- S15Ep2: My Mother the Carjacker 11/9/2003
- S15Ep1: Treehouse of Horror XIV 11/2/2003
Reaper Madness â€“ Homer becomes The Grim Reaper after injuring him during a Benny Hill-style chase, and enjoys taking lives, but becomes conflicted when Marge is next on his death list. Frinkenstein â€“ Prof. Frink wins the Nobel Prize in science, but is sad that his dead father isn't with him to share in his success, so Frink rebuilds him out of his father's real body and the body parts of other corpses. Stop the World, I Want to Goof Off â€“ Bart and Milhouse order a stopwatch from the back of a comic book that possesses the power to manipulate time.
- S14Ep22: Moe Baby Blues 5/18/2003
- S14Ep21: The Bart of War 5/18/2003
- S14Ep20: Brake My Wife, Please 5/11/2003
- S14Ep19: Old Yeller-Belly 5/4/2003
Santa's Little Helper fails to save Homer from Bart's treehouse fire. As a result, Homer disowns him, but when Santa's Little Helper becomes the newest mascot for Duff Beer (replacing Duffman), The Simpsons want him back--but may be too late when Santa's Little Helper's previous owner from the very first episode ("Simpsons Roasting over an Open Fire") wants his dog back too.
- S14Ep18: Dude, Where’s My Ranch? 4/27/2003
- S14Ep17: Three Gays of the Condo 4/13/2003
- S14Ep16: ‘Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky 3/30/2003
Lisa takes up astronomy in order to make something out of her life. However her attempts of getting the lights turned down during the night only result in a rise in the crime rate. Meanwhile, a British man named Declan Desmond films a documentary about the student life at Springfield Elementary.
- S14Ep15: C. E. D’oh 3/16/2003
- S14Ep14: Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington 3/9/2003
- S14Ep13: A Star is Born Again 3/2/2003
- S14Ep12: I’m Spelling As Fast As I Can 2/16/2003
- S14Ep11: Barting Over 2/16/2003
- S14Ep10: Pray Anything 2/9/2003
- S14Ep9: The Strong Arms of the Ma 2/2/2003
Marge gets mugged by a crazy man in a Goofy hat and becomes so traumatized that she becomes agoraphobic. To combat it, she begins exercising with the weight set Homer bought from Rainier Wolfcastle's garage sale and becomes strong enough to face the man who robbed her--and too strong for Homer to handle.
- S14Ep8: The Dad Who Knew Too Little 1/12/2003
- S14Ep7: Special Edna (a.k.a. Love And Marking) 1/5/2003
- S14Ep6: The Great Louse Detective 12/15/2002
When the Simpson family go to a free spa weekend, Homer is nearly killed when a mysterious figure locks him in a sauna, prompting Chief Wiggum to hire someone who can think like a murderer in order to find one. Unfortunately, that "someone" is Bart's mortal enemy, Sideshow Bob.
- S14Ep5: Helter Shelter 12/1/2002
- S14Ep4: Large Marge 11/24/2002
Thinking Homer does not find her attractive anymore, Marge goes to the hospital to get liposuction, but ends up with breast implants meant for Mayor Quimby's female assistant. Meanwhile, Bart and Milhouse accidentally get Krusty in trouble from TV watchdog groups after imitating a stunt shown on a 1960s episode of Batman featuring Krusty as a Joker/Riddler-esque villain.
- S14Ep3: Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade 11/17/2002
- S14Ep2: How I Spent My Strummer Vacation 11/10/2002
- S14Ep1: Treehouse of Horror XIII 11/3/2002
Send in the Clones â€“ Homer buys a hammock that can produce clones of himself that he uses to help around the house, but soon the clones (including many irregular mutants, such as an extremely fat Homer, a nerdy Homer, a faceless Homer, and Peter Griffin from Family Guy) overrun the town and must be destroyed. The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms â€“ Lisa petitions the town to get rid of their firearms after discovering the gravestone of a young man named William Bonney who died from gun violence. What Lisa soon finds out is that "William Bonney" is the real name of the famous Western outlaw Billy the Kid, who, along with Frank and Jesse James, The Sundance Kid, and Kaiser Wilhelm, overrun the defenseless town. The Island of Dr. Hibbert â€“ Dr. Hibbert is Dr. Moreau who invites all of the citizens of Springfield to his island resort and turns them into animals.
- S13Ep22: Papa’s Got a Brand New Badge 5/22/2002
Homer starts a security company with Lenny and Carl after the police are ineffective during a blackout, and eventually Mayor Quimby decides to have the security company replace the police, which works out fine...until they have to deal with Fat Tony and his "legitimate" businessman.
- S13Ep21: Frying Game 5/19/2002
- S13Ep20: Little Girl in the Big Ten 5/12/2002
Lisa befriends two girls in her gymnastics class who are actually college students who look like eight-year-olds because of their heights...and think Lisa is a college student too due to her intellect. Meanwhile, Bart is relegated to living in a bubble when he's bitten by a mosquito from China.
- S13Ep19: The Sweetest Apu 5/5/2002
- S13Ep18: I am Furious Yellow 4/28/2002
- S13Ep17: Gump Roast 4/21/2002
- S13Ep16: Weekend at Burnsies 4/7/2002
- S13Ep15: Blame it on Lisa 3/31/2002
When Homer gets the family's telephone service cut off for refusing to pay for calls made to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Lisa confesses that she was the one who called Rio after befriending an orphan who ended up missing. In response, the Simpsons travel to Brazil to look for him.
- S13Ep14: Tales From the Public Domain 3/17/2002
When Homer gets a notice from the library that he has a book of classic tales that's years overdue, he finds it on the shelf and reads three stories: The Odyssey (where Homer and his buddies try to get home after fighting the Trojans), Joan of Arc (where Lisa leads the French against the British with the help of God), and Hamlet (where Bart tries to kill Moe after Moe kills Homer in order to marry Marge).
- S13Ep13: The Old Man and the Key 3/10/2002
- S13Ep12: The Lastest Gun in the West 2/24/2002
- S13Ep11: The Bart Wants What It Wants 2/17/2002
- S13Ep10: Half-Decent Proposal 2/10/2002
To earn money to fix Homer's snoring problem, Marge agrees to stay with her old prom date, Artie Ziff, for one weekend (on the grounds that Ziff try not to grope her like he did in "The Way We Was"), but when Homer thinks Marge broke her promise, he runs away with Lenny to work on an oil rig.
- S13Ep9: Jaws Wired Shut 1/27/2002
Homer gets his jaw injured (after running into Drederick Tatum's statue in the park) and has it wired shut. While recouperating, Homer becomes a better listener and a more compassionate person, which makes Marge bored once Homer's jaw is healed and he doesn't go back to being crazy and obnoxious.
- S13Ep8: Sweets and Sour Marge 1/20/2002
Springfield is officially declared the World's Fattest Town after the townspeople gets involved in building a human pyramid and end up rolling onto a truck scale. Out of embarrassment and disgust, Marge goes on a crusade to get sugar banned from Springfield. When the ban passes through, Homer begins bootlegging sugar.
- S13Ep7: Brawl in the Family 1/6/2002
- S13Ep6: She of Little Faith 12/16/2001
- S13Ep5: The Blunder Years 12/9/2001
After tricking Marge into thinking an advertising spokesman is coming to visit her, Homer takes Marge and the rest of the family to a restaurant featuring a hypnotist that uses his powers on Homer...and makes Homer remember a horrific childhood incident where Homer found a dead body in a ravine.
- S13Ep4: Hunka Hunka Burns in Love 12/2/2001
- S13Ep3: Homer the Moe 11/18/2001
- S13Ep2: The Parent Rap 11/11/2001
Bart gets in trouble for joyriding in a police car, but feels confident he'll be let off the hook by Judge Snyder. However, Snyder goes on vacation before ruling his verdict and gets replaced with a coldhearted judge named Constance Harm who blames Homer for being a negligent father and sentences him and Bart to be tethered together.
- S13Ep1: Treehouse of Horror XII 11/6/2001
This year's tales of terror include: Homer trying to break a gypsy's curse on him in "Hex and the City", Marge becoming a computerized house's object of desire in "House of Whacks", and Bart and Lisa learning Harry Potter-style witchcraft at Springfield Elementary in "Wiz Kids".
- S12Ep21: Simpsons Tall Tales 5/20/2001
When Homer refuses to pay a five dollar airport tax to fly to Delaware, the family is forced to ride in a livestock car of a train instead. There they meet a singing hobo who tells three tall tales: Homer as giant lumberjack Paul Bunyan, Lisa as apple advocate Connie Appleseed, and Bart and Nelson as Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.
- S12Ep20: Children of a Lesser Clod 5/13/2001
- S12Ep19: I’m Goin’ to Praise Land 5/6/2001
- S12Ep18: Trilogy of Error 4/29/2001
- S12Ep17: Simpsons Safari 4/1/2001
- S12Ep16: Bye Bye Nerdy 3/11/2001
- S12Ep15: Hungry Hungry Homer 3/4/2001
Homer becomes a Good Samaritan after discovering the simple joys of helping people in need -- which is put to the test when he goes on a hunger strike after the owner of the Springfield Isotopes attempts to discredit Homer's claims that the owner is selling the Isotopes to Albuquerque.
- S12Ep14: New Kids on the Blecch 2/25/2001
- S12Ep13: Day of the Jackanapes 2/18/2001
Krusty announces his retirement due to interference from network executives and the growing popularity of the big-money game show "Me Wantee", but when Krusty reveals to Sideshow Bob that all of the episodes featuring him have been erased, Sideshow Bob uses Krusty's biggest fan (Bart) to murder him during Krusty's farewell show.
- S12Ep12: Tennis the Menace 2/11/2001
- S12Ep11: Worst Episode Ever 2/4/2001
Bart and Milhouse are banned from The Android Dungeon after stopping The Comic Book Guy from buying a box of priceless Star Wars memorabilia for $5, but are hired as his replacements when the Comic Book Guy has a heart attack and is advised to leave his job in order to make friends.
- S12Ep10: Pokeymom 1/14/2001
- S12Ep9: HOMR 1/7/2001
While working as a human guinea pig (to pay off the family's lost savings after making a bad investment), Homer discovers the root cause of his subnormal intelligence: a crayon that was lodged in his brain ever since he was a kid. He decides to have it removed to increase his IQ, but discovers that being smart does not necessarily equal being happy.
- S12Ep8: Skinner’s Sense of Snow 12/17/2000
- S12Ep7: The Great Money Caper 12/10/2000
- S12Ep6: The Computer Wore Menace Shoes 12/3/2000
After Homer realizes he's missing out on the computer revolution, he buys the nicest model a fifth mortgage can buy and creates his own web page. However, when his web site fails to attract any attention, Homer begins calling himself Mr. X and becomes Springfield's number one source for dubious news and questionable scandals--which leads to Homer getting shipped to an island where those who know too much are cut off from mainstream society.
- S12Ep5: Homer vs. Dignity 11/26/2000
- S12Ep4: Lisa the Treehugger 11/19/2000
- S12Ep3: Insane Clown Poppy 11/12/2000
- S12Ep2: A Tale of Two Springfields 11/5/2000
- S12Ep1: Treehouse of Horror XI 11/1/2000
In this latest installment of satirical scares, Homer is a wandering spirit who must do one good deed before he can get into Heaven in "G-G-Ghost D-D-Dad", Bart and Lisa see the dark side of "Happily Ever After" in "Scary Tales Can Come True", and the star attraction of a Sea World-style water park stages a war against humanity in "Night of the Dolphin".
- S11Ep22: Behind the Laughter 5/21/2000
- S11Ep21: It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge 5/14/2000
Otto dumps his fiancee, Becky, at the altar, leaving her to become the Simpsons' latest houseguest, prompting Marge to go insane when Patty and Selma scare Marge with thoughts of Becky replacing Marge as a wife and mother. Meanwhile, Springfield Elementary gives Bart's fourth grade class videocameras (after slashing geography out of the budget) and Bart sets out to create a movie.
- S11Ep20: Last Tap Dance in Springfield 5/7/2000
- S11Ep19: Kill the Alligator and Run 4/30/2000
When Homer gets a quiz book in the mail and does a health test, he freaks out when the results say that he only has three years left to live. He slowly goes mad from lack of sleep and The Simpsons head to Florida on vacation--only to find themselves in the middle of a raucous spring break, and on the run for killing an alligator.
- S11Ep18: Days of Wine and D’Ohses 4/9/2000
- S11Ep17: Bart to the Future 3/19/2000
After their vacation in the woods is cut short due to a mosquito infestation, The Simpsons stop by at an Indian casino, where Bart tries to sneak in and ends up in the office of an Indian mystic who shows Bart's future in the year 2030 as a washed-up rock star living with Ralph Wiggum while Lisa is the President of the United States trying to get the country out of financial trouble.
- S11Ep16: Pygmoelian 2/27/2000
- S11Ep15: Missionary Impossible 2/20/2000
- S11Ep14: Alone Again Natura-Diddily 2/13/2000
- S11Ep13: Saddlesore Galactica 2/6/2000
The Simpsons rescue a diving horse named Duncan from abuse and keep it as a pet (despite The Comic Book Guy's protest that the Simpsons have done this before), but when the cost of upkeeping the horse rises, Homer and Bart train Duncan to be a racing horse. Meanwhile, Lisa is upset over her school losing the band competition to Ogdenville unfairly at the state fair and writes a letter to Bill Clinton in protest.
- S11Ep12: The Mansion Family 1/23/2000
- S11Ep11: Faith Off 1/16/2000
- S11Ep10: Little Big Mom 1/9/2000
- S11Ep9: Grift of the Magi 12/19/1999
- S11Ep8: Take My Wife, Sleaze 11/28/1999
- S11Ep7: Eight Misbehavin 11/21/1999
- S11Ep6: Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 11/14/1999
- S11Ep5: E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) 11/7/1999
Inspired by a cheesy "Zorro" movie, Homer begins slapping people with a glove and challenging them to duels (with the victims giving Homer whatever he wants instead of accepting the challenge), but when a real Southern gentleman accepts Homer's request for a duel, The Simpsons run off to the old farm Homer lived in with his parents (as seen in the season six episode Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy) and breed a dangerously addictive tobacco/tomato hybrid called "tomacco".
- S11Ep4: Treehouse of Horror X 10/31/1999
In this year's exceptionally evil Halloween episode, Marge accidentally murders Ned Flanders and is haunted by his ghost in "I Know What You Diddily-Iddily Did", Bart and Lisa become superheroes who must rescue Xena's Lucy Lawless from The Comic Book Guy in "Desperately Xeeking Xena", and Homer causes an computer-generated apocalypse in "Life's a Glitch, and Then You Die".
- S11Ep3: Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner 10/24/1999
- S11Ep2: Brother’s Little Helper 10/3/1999
After getting in trouble for flooding the school gym during Fire Prevention Day, Bart is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder and prescribed a Ritalin-esque drug called Focusyn. At first, the drug makes Bart well-behaved and intellectual, but soon, Bart becomes paranoid and descends into madness.
- S11Ep1: Beyond Blunderdome 9/26/1999
Mel Gibson admires Homer's brutal honesty during a test screening of Gibson's latest movie (a remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington) and hires him to create a better ending. However, when the ending proves to be too controversial, Mel and Homer end up on the run from studio executives while Marge and the kids see the sights of Hollywood.
- S10Ep23: 30 Minutes Over Tokyo 5/16/1999
- S10Ep22: They Saved Lisa’s Brain 5/9/1999
- S10Ep21: Monty Can’t Buy Me Love 5/2/1999
- S10Ep20: The Old Man and the “C” Student 4/25/1999
After costing Springfield the Olympics with a racially offensive stand-up act, Bart is forced to "volunteer" at the Springfield Retirement Castle. Meanwhile Homer starts his latest get-rich-quick scheme: selling springs that were supposed to be used as the Olympics mascot.
- S10Ep19: Mom and Pop Art 4/11/1999
- S10Ep18: Simpsons Bible Stories 4/4/1999
Reverend Lovejoy punishes the congregation with a thorough reading of the Bible after discovering a chocolate Easter bunny in the collection plate (that Homer got from the trash). This leads to the Simpson family dreaming of themselves in Biblical stores: Adam and Eve: Homer and Marge are Adam and Eve, who get tempted by a snake who looks like Snake Jailbird into eating the forbidden fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. Moses: Milhouse is Moses, who fights back against the Egyptians (Principal Skinner and the Springfield Police) in order to free the Jews (the children of Springfield Elementary). King Solomon: In this short piece, Homer is King Solomon, who must decide which man (Lenny and Carl) is the true owner of a cherry pie. David and Goliath: Bart is David who tries to slay Goliath (Nelson Muntz) after Goliath kills David's oldest friend (Grampa Simpson as Methuseleh).
- S10Ep17: Maximum Homerdrive 3/28/1999
While at a steakhouse, a trucker named Red challenges Homer to an eating contest, ending with Homer losing the match and the trucker losing his life. To make it up to him, Homer becomes a trucker and takes Bart along for the ride. Meanwhile, after deducing that only Homer and Bart get to do the fun things in life, Marge and Lisa decide to excite their lives by installing a new doorbell.
- S10Ep16: Make Room For Lisa 2/28/1999
When Homer uses Lisa's room as a cellular phone transmitter to pay off damages done to the Bill of Rights at a Smithsonian exhibit, Lisa begins developing stress-related stomach aches and fears that she and Homer will never be close because of their clashing personalities. Meanwhile, Marge uses Maggie's baby monitor to listen in on phone calls.
- S10Ep15: Marge Simpson in: “Screaming Yellow Honkers” 2/21/1999
- S10Ep14: I’m With Cupid 2/14/1999
- S10Ep13: Homer to the Max 2/7/1999
- S10Ep12: Sunday, Cruddy Sunday 1/31/1999
- S10Ep11: Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken 1/17/1999
Homer and his buddies start a riot after the Springfield Isotopes win the league championship. Thinking the destruction is the fault of the town's youth, the authorities impose a curfew for everyone under the age of 18, which the kids rebel against by starting an after-midnight pirate radio station.
- S10Ep10: Viva Ned Flanders 1/10/1999
After Flanders reveals that he's 60 years old and looks young because he's never done anything reckless in his life, everyone in town begins pitying Flanders for being a prude. In an attempt to show Flanders a good time, Homer takes him to Las Vegas, where they gamble and drink--and end up married to two sleazy barmaids named Amber and Ginger.
- S10Ep9: Mayored to the Mob 12/20/1998
- S10Ep8: Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble” 12/6/1998
When Homer refuses to pull the car over and let Grampa go to the bathroom, the old man's kidneys explode. Out of guilt, Homer agrees to donate one of his kidneys to his father--but ends up running away when Homer's friends scare him with worst-case scenarios of what could happen during and after the operation.
- S10Ep7: Lisa Gets an “A” 11/22/1998
- S10Ep6: D’Oh-in’ in the Wind 11/15/1998
While filling out a Screen Actors Guild form (after starring in an instructional video filmed at the nuclear plant), Homer realizes that he doesn't know what his middle initial "J" stands for. After finding the (obvious) answer on a mural in the hippie commune where his mother once lived, Homer decides to live the hippie lifestyle.
- S10Ep5: When You Dish Upon a Star 11/8/1998
- S10Ep4: Treehouse of Horror IX 10/25/1998
In this year's gruesome grouping of Halloween gore: "Hell Toupee" â€“ Homer gets a hair transplant from Snake Jailbird (who was sentenced to death after breaking the city's three strikes law), who proceeds to possess Homer, forcing him to kill the people who witnessed Snake's final crime--including his son, Bart. "The Terror of Tiny Toon" â€“ When Lisa and Bart find a plutonium rod to use as a remote control battery, the two get sucked into a special, extremely violent Halloween episode of The Itchy and Scratchy Show. "Starship Poopers" â€“ Marge, Homer, and Kang end up on The Jerry Springer Show after Marge confesses to Homer that Maggie is an alien and that Kang is her real father.
- S10Ep3: Bart the Mother 9/27/1998
- S10Ep2: The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace 9/20/1998
- S10Ep1: Lard of the Dance 8/23/1998
- S9Ep25: Natural Born Kissers 5/17/1998
In this incredibly revealing episode, Homer and Marge try once again to spark up their waning love life, only to learn that they can only get turned on by having sex in public. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa fool around with Grampa's metal detector and find a film reel containing the lost ending to Casablanca.
- S9Ep24: Lost Our Lisa 5/10/1998
- S9Ep23: King of the Hill 5/3/1998
- S9Ep22: Trash of the Titans 4/26/1998
- S9Ep21: Girly Edition 4/19/1998
A children's news show is airing on TV (after executives feel that children aren't learning anything from watching Itchy and Scratchy reruns). Lisa is chosen to be the head anchorwoman, but it's Bart and his trite human-interest stories who steal the show. Meanwhile, Homer adopts a monkey and trains it to do menial tasks for him, but ends up making it a fat, drunken slob.
- S9Ep20: The Trouble With Trillions 4/5/1998
In order to avoid an audit, Homer serves as an IRS spy in a sting operation targeting Mr. Burns (who was charged with embezzling a trillion dollars that would have gone to help ravaged European cities after World War II), but after hearing Mr. Burns's rant on how wasteful the American government is when it comes to money, Homer joins his boss and Smithers in fleeing to Cuba.
- S9Ep19: Simpson Tide 3/29/1998
- S9Ep18: This Little Wiggy 3/22/1998
- S9Ep17: Lisa the Simpson 3/8/1998
When Lisa is unable to figure out a simple brain teaser, Grampa Simpson tells Lisa that she is genetically predisposed to lose her intelligence at a young age, just like Homer, Bart, and Grampa himself. Meanwhile, Apu turns his Kwik-E-Mart into a carnival sideshow after Jasper locks himself in the grocery freezer in order to stay alive in the future.
- S9Ep16: Dumbbell Indemnity 3/1/1998
- S9Ep15: The Last Temptation of Krusty 2/22/1998
Krusty bombs out at a comedy festival with hopelessly out-of-date material. After a hard drinking binge, Krusty's friends, Bart and Jay Leno, help re-invent the clown as a cynical, Bill Hicks-meets-Dennis Miller-meets-George Carlin-style comedian who isn't afraid to tell it like it is.
- S9Ep14: Das Bus 2/15/1998
- S9Ep13: The Joy of Sect 2/8/1998
- S9Ep12: Bart Carny 1/11/1998
Bart and Homer get jobs working for a carnival after Bart wrecks Adolf Hitler's car. While there, they befriend Cooder and his son Spud. The friendship takes a turn for the worse when Cooder and Spud are forced to move in with the Simpsons after Homer's stupidity cost them their ring toss booth/house.
- S9Ep11: All Singing, All Dancing 1/4/1998
When Homer accidentally rents a Paint Your Wagon-esque musical western, the rest of The Simpson family take a look back at all the show's musical moments, from Apu's "Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart" to Lionel Lanley's "Monorail" song--and resident criminal Snake does the viewers a favor by holding the family hostage to keep them from singing any further.
- S9Ep10: Miracle on Evergreen Terrace 12/21/1997
When Bart accidentally destroys his family's Christmas tree and all the presents underneath it on Christmas morning, he lies and says that he saw a burglar steal their stuff. While the town pours their hearts and wallets out to The Simpsons, Bart feels more guilty and finally tells the truth, leading The Simpsons to be pariahs in their own town.
- S9Ep9: Realty Bites 12/7/1997
- S9Ep8: Lisa the Skeptic 11/23/1997
During an archeological dig in Sabertooth Meadow, the students of Springfield Elementary School unearth a strange skeleton of what appears to be a winged human. Everyone in town believes that it's an angel's skeleton, but the ever-logical Lisa doesn't think so. As she tries to find out the skeleton's origins, Homer exploits the miracle by charging people to see it--and things get really scary when the angel skeleton predicts that the end of the world will come.
- S9Ep7: The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons 11/16/1997
- S9Ep6: Bart Star 11/9/1997
- S9Ep5: The Cartridge Family 11/2/1997
- S9Ep4: Treehouse of Horror VIII 10/26/1997
Three new yucky Halloween yarns from your favorite yellow family: The H?mega Man â€“ The French launch a nuclear attack against Springfield after Mayor Quimby cracks an offensive joke about frog's legs. Everyone in town dies--except for Homer who was in a bomb shelter. Homer enjoys life as the last man alive...until zombies come after him. Fly Vs. Fly â€“ Bart uses Professor Frink's teleporter to turn himself into a fly while the mutant fly takes over Bart's human body. Easy Bake Coven â€“ In a Puritan town in 1649, Goody Marge is accused of witchcraft after three other women are burned at the stake. When the accusations prove true, Marge runs away to her sisters' cave and the three plot to eat the town's children--which inadvertantly becomes the story of how Halloween was invented.
- S9Ep3: Lisa’s Sax 10/19/1997
- S9Ep2: The Principal and the Pauper 9/28/1997
During Principal Skinner's 20th anniversary party at Springfield Elementary, a man named Sgt. Seymour Skinner, shows up, claiming Principal Skinner stole his identity. When Principal Skinner reveals that his real name is Armin Tamzarian and that he assumed Sgt. Skinner's identity when Sgt. Skinner was thought to have died, Armin/Seymour resigns as principal and heads back to Capitiol City.
- S9Ep1: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson 9/21/1997
- S8Ep25: The Secret War of Lisa Simpson 5/18/1997
- S8Ep24: The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 5/11/1997
Troy McClure hosts a special episode which features three ideas for spin-offs to The Simpsons: Chief Wiggum, P.I. â€“ a crime drama where Chief Wiggum and Seymour Skinner are detectives in New Orleans and Ralph gets kidnapped. The Love-Matic Grampa â€“ a sitcom where Grampa's soul is contained in Moe's Love Tester machine and now must help Moe find love. The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour â€“ a Brady Bunch Hour-meets-Laugh In-meets-1970s Saturday Night Live style sketch show hosted by The Simpsons (save for Lisa, who is replaced by a peppy 20-year-old bimbo).
- S8Ep23: Homer’s Enemy 5/4/1997
A new employee named Frank Grimes comes to work at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Grimes has a huge chip on his shoulder after a life of bad luck and hard work. When he meets Homer, he is incensed that someone can live so well without doing anything at all and sets out to prove that a boob like Homer should not be praised for his idiocy. Meanwhile, Bart wins an abandoned factory at an auction and uses it as his own personal playground.
- S8Ep22: In Marge We Trust 4/27/1997
- S8Ep21: The Old Man and Lisa 4/20/1997
- S8Ep20: The Canine Mutiny 4/13/1997
Bart fills out a credit card application under the family dog's name and uses the card to buy toys, electronics, gifts for the family, and a dog named Laddie who is more disclipined and friendlier than Santa's Little Helper (the latter of which ends up repossessed after Bart fails to make payments on his credit card).
- S8Ep19: Grade School Confidential 4/6/1997
During Martin's birthday party, Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel strike up casual, yet awkward conversation. When all of the kids get sick from oysters, Skinner and Krabappel hide out in a kiddie playhouse and kiss--which is witnessed by Bart. Skinner silences Bart by relabeling his permanent record so that way it belongs to Milhouse, but Bart soon reveals all when Skinner and Krabappel use Bart as their liasion to keep their liasion from being discovered.
- S8Ep18: Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment 3/16/1997
Alcohol is banned from Springfield after Bart accidentally gets drunk at the St. Patrick's Day town parade. Rex Banner is appointed to replace Chief Wiggum as police chief to enforce the new laws and stop Fat Tony from smuggling. Rex is successful, but then Homer starts to smuggle alcohol under the name "The Beer Baron".
- S8Ep17: My Sister, My Sitter 3/2/1997
- S8Ep16: Brother From Another Series 2/23/1997
- S8Ep15: Homer’s Phobia 2/16/1997
After Bart wrecks the dryer, Marge tries to sell her Johnny Reb figurine...until a kitschy antique store owner named John reveals that the figurine is a flask. Soon, the family befriends John...until Homer freaks out when Marge tells Homer that John is a homosexual. Worried that Bart may emulate John instead of his own father, Homer takes Bart on a journey to become manly.
- S8Ep14: The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show 2/9/1997
The Itchy and Scratchy Show faces a crisis of quality when the ratings show a slight drop-off and Bart and Lisa don't find it that interesting to watch anymore. To save the show, Roger Meyers and his crew come up with a new character: Poochie the Dog, and hire Homer Simpson as the character's voice artist. But when everyone sees through this marketing ploy, The Itchy and Scratchy Show is hated even more and Homer must do something to save the character and the show.
- S8Ep13: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious 2/7/1997
- S8Ep12: Mountain of Madness 2/2/1997
- S8Ep11: The Twisted World of Marge Simpson 1/19/1997
- S8Ep10: The Springfield Files 1/12/1997
- S8Ep9: El Viaje de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer) 1/5/1997
- S8Ep8: Hurricane Neddy 12/29/1996
A hurricane hits Springfield and wipes out the Flanders's house. While in the church homeless shelter, the town works together to rebuild The Flanders's house, but when the house turns out to be a disaster, Ned verbally assaults everyone involved and commits himself to the Calmwood Mental Hospital.
- S8Ep7: Lisa’s Date With Density 12/15/1996
Nelson is punished for vandalizing Superintendent Chalmers' car and has to help Willie around the schoolyard. When Lisa watches Nelson torment Willie, she finds herself attracted to him and tries to change Nelson into a better person. Meanwhile, Homer steals an autodialer that was used in a telemarketing scam and uses it to create a telemarketing scam of his own.
- S8Ep6: A Milhouse Divided 12/1/1996
During a dinner party at The Simpsons, Milhouse's parents, Kirk and Luanne, argue about their problems, and during a game of Pictionary, Luanne announces that she wants a divorce. While Milhouse is surprisingly taking the family change well, Homer worries that Marge will leave him after seeing Kirk's life fall apart without his wife.
- S8Ep5: Bart After Dark 11/24/1996
While Marge and Lisa go to the beach to clean rocks that have been splattered with oil after a supertanker accident, Bart is sentenced to doing housework for a creepy old woman in her mansion--which turns out to be a burlesque club, featuring gambling, drinking, and risque entertainment.
- S8Ep4: Burns, Baby Burns 11/17/1996
- S8Ep3: The Homer They Fall 11/10/1996
- S8Ep2: You Only Move Twice 11/3/1996
When Homer accepts a new job at the Globex Corporation the Simpson family moves to Cypress Creek. Homer enjoys his new work and his easy-going boss, but is completely unaware that his boss is an evil genius and that the company is a vehicle for international extortion. The rest of the family have trouble settling in Cypress Creek and Homer must make a choice between Cypress Creek and Springfield.
- S8Ep1: Treehouse of Horror VII 10/27/1996
In this year's spooky series of Halloween stories: The Thing and I - Bart and Lisa investigate strange noises coming from the attic, and find a mutant boy who is really Bart's long-lost Siamese twin brother. The Genesis Tub - Lisa's tooth-in-cola science project turns into a mini-universe after Bart zaps it with static electricity. Citizen Kang - Kang and Kodos disguise themselves as Bill Clinton and Bob Dole during the 1996 Presidential election, and Homer tries to warn people not to vote for either of them.
- S7Ep25: Summer of 4 ft. 2 5/19/1996
- S7Ep24: Homerpalooza 5/19/1996
- S7Ep23: Much Apu About Nothing 5/5/1996
- S7Ep22: Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in “The Curse of the Flying Hellfish” 4/28/1996
- S7Ep21: 22 Short Films About Springfield 4/14/1996
A series of short skits and connecting vignettes show that the people of Springfield go through very interesting adventures, from Apu's five-minute dash through a party to Lisa getting gum stuck in her hair to Homer getting Maggie stuck in a newspaper vendor to Milhouse desperately searching for a bathroom to Nelson learning a lesson in bullying from a very tall man.
- S7Ep20: Bart on the Road 3/31/1996
While spending the day with Patti and Selma at the DMV, Bart creates a fake ID that states he's 25 years old and uses the card to rent a car and take his friends on a road trip. Meanwhile, Lisa and Homer bond while Homer works at the nuclear plant, and Marge copes with being left alone.
- S7Ep19: A Fish Called Selma 3/24/1996
To save his moribund career (and quell the rumors of the "weird things" he does to fish), Troy McClure marries Selma (who still wants to have a family out of fear of dying alone), who is willing to go along with being a sham wife, but is concerned when Troy McClure wants a child.
- S7Ep18: The Day the Violence Died 3/17/1996
Bart meets Chester J. Lampwick, a homeless man who claims and successfully proves that he is the creator of Itchy from The Itchy & Scratchy Show, but had his idea stolen by Roger Meyers's father back in the 1920s. After suing I&S Studios for royalties, the studio files for bankruptcy and shuts down.
- S7Ep17: Homer the Smithers 2/25/1996
Mr. Burns' assistant, Waylon Smithers, nearly works himself into a nervous breakdown and is forced to go on a vacation. Fearing that whoever fills in for him in his absence might replace him permanently, Smithers places Homer Simpson in the job, figuring that there's no way the plant's worst employee could possibly be a threat, but when Homer teaches Mr. Burns a lesson in being self-sufficient by punching him, Burns fires both Homer and Smithers.
- S7Ep16: Lisa the Iconoclast 2/18/1996
While the town prepares for the anniversary of its founding, Lisa discovers that Jebediah Springfield was a murderous pirate named Hans Sprungfeld and that everything he supposedly did to build Springfield was a lie. No one in town believes Lisa, except for Homer, who helps her spread the word.
- S7Ep15: Bart the Fink 2/11/1996
- S7Ep14: Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield 2/4/1996
- S7Ep13: Two Bad Neighbors 1/14/1996
- S7Ep12: Team Homer 1/7/1996
Homer starts his own bowling league with his buddies, Apu, Moe, and Otto the bus driver, but when Mr. Burns discovers that Homer stole $500 from him while Burns was high on ether, Mr. Burns decides to join the bowling league (with Otto voted off to make room). Meanwhile, Springfield Elementary is forced to wear uniforms after Bart gets in trouble for inciting a riot with his "Down with Homework" T-shirt from MAD Magazine.
- S7Ep11: Marge Be Not Proud 12/17/1995
- S7Ep10: The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular 12/3/1995
Troy McClure hosts The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular, a retrospective/behind-the-scenes look at America's favorite yellow family, featuring a look at The Simpsons' beginnings as filler on "The Tracy Ullman Show", fan mail readings, a look at the real Matt Groening, never-before-seen footage from popular episodes, and of course, familiar clips from past episodes.
- S7Ep9: Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming 11/26/1995
- S7Ep8: Mother Simpson 11/19/1995
- S7Ep7: King-Size Homer 11/5/1995
- S7Ep6: Treehouse of Horror VI 10/29/1995
- S7Ep5: Lisa the Vegetarian 10/15/1995
- S7Ep4: Bart Sells His Soul 10/8/1995
- S7Ep3: Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily 10/1/1995
The Simpson children are put in the custody of Ned and Maude Flanders after misconstrued evidence (Bart's head lice, Lisa looking beat up, and the house looking a mess) prove that Homer and Marge are negligent parents. While Homer and Marge are forced to take parenting classes, Bart and Lisa worry that Maggie may love being a Flanders more than a Simpson.
- S7Ep2: Radioactive Man 9/24/1995
When Springfield is chosen as the shooting location for Rainier Wolfcastle's big-screen adaptation of the popular Radioactive Man comic series, the entire town tries to take the movie's producers for every dime they've got while Bart auditions to be Fallout Boy, a part that inexplicably goes to his friend, Milhouse.
- S7Ep1: Who Shot Mr. Burns? (2) 9/17/1995
- S6Ep25: Who Shot Mr. Burns? (1) 5/21/1995
- S6Ep24: Lemon of Troy 5/14/1995
- S6Ep23: The Springfield Connection 5/7/1995
- S6Ep22: Round Springfield 4/30/1995
- S6Ep21: The PTA Disbands 4/16/1995
After a disastrous field trip, Mrs. Krabappel argues with Principal Skinner over providing the school with more money. When Skinner refuses, Mrs. Krabappel calls for a teachers' strike. The kids enjoy their time off (except for Lisa, who goes insane over not being in a classroom setting), but the fun comes to an end when the schoolboard hires people from the neighborhood to be non-union substitutes until the strike ends.
- S6Ep20: Two Dozen and One Greyhounds 4/9/1995
- S6Ep19: Lisa’s Wedding 3/19/1995
- S6Ep18: A Star is Burns 3/5/1995
- S6Ep17: Homer vs. Patty and Selma 2/26/1995
- S6Ep16: Bart vs. Australia 2/19/1995
After a prank phone call to Australia goes awry, Bart and his entire family must fly out to the land down under so Bart can apologize to the court, but the family ends up on the run when Bart discovers that those who break the law in Australia get kicked in the butt by a giant boot.
- S6Ep15: Homie the Clown 2/12/1995
- S6Ep14: Bart’s Comet 2/5/1995
- S6Ep13: And Maggie Makes Three 1/22/1995
While trying to have a family night without watching TV, Bart notices that there are no photos of Maggie, prompting Homer to tell the story of how Homer quit his job at the nuclear plant to work at Barney's Bowl-A-Rama...and how Marge's unexpected pregnancy sent Homer back to the plant to provide for his youngest daughter.
- S6Ep12: Homer the Great 1/8/1995
- S6Ep11: Fear of Flying 12/18/1994
After being banned from Moe's for playing a lame practical joke, Homer goes to a pilots' bar. There, he is mistaken as a real pilot and destroys a plane. As payment for the mistake, the Simpsons' are given free tickets to anywhere in America (excluding Alaska and Hawaii), but the trip ends prematurely when Marge freaks out on the plane. After her attempts to repress her feelings disturbs the family, Marge goes to therapy for her aviophobia.
- S6Ep10: Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy 12/4/1994
When Homer and Marge's sex life fizzles out, Grandpa whips up a liquid aphrodisiac that he once tried to make as a "cheap substitute for holy water". Soon, Homer and Grampa go on the road as love tonic salesmen, but the two break up when Grampa admits that Homer is a lousy son.
- S6Ep9: Homer Badman 11/27/1994
- S6Ep8: Lisa on Ice 11/13/1994
Springfield Elementary hands out Academic Alerts to students who are in danger of failing--and Lisa becomes a student in danger of failing when she gets an Academic Alert for gym class. After bombing out in basketball and volleyball, Lisa discovers her true sports talent as a goalie on the local ice hockey team, which doesn't sit well with Bart.
- S6Ep7: Bart’s Girlfriend 11/6/1994
- S6Ep6: Treehouse of Horror V 10/30/1994
In this year's gruesomely ghoulish Halloween gift package, Homer goes insane while house-sitting in a winter home in "The Shinning", Homer travels through time and alters reality while fixing the toaster in "Time and Punishment", and Springfield Elementary use the bad kids as a new food source in "Nightmare Cafeteria".
- S6Ep5: Sideshow Bob Roberts 10/9/1994
- S6Ep4: Itchy & Scratchy Land 10/2/1994
- S6Ep3: Another Simpsons Clip Show 9/25/1994
- S6Ep2: Lisa’s Rival 9/11/1994
- S6Ep1: Bart of Darkness 9/4/1994
After a day in Otto's pool mobile, Bart and Lisa convince Homer to buy a pool for the family. Soon, everyone in town flocks to The Simpsons' backyard to swim, but Bart misses out when he breaks his leg. Meanwhile, Ned Flanders commits a horrible crime and tries to cover it up.
- S5Ep22: Secrets of a Successful Marriage 5/19/1994
Tired of being called "slow", Homer gets a job as a Learning Annex teacher for a class called "Secrets to a Successful Marriage", but when it becomes painfully clear that Homer knows nothing about the subject, he tells Marge's most personal secrets (like how Marge's blue hair is a dye job and how Marge gets aroused when Homer nibbles her elbow)--and ends up thrown out the house once again.
- S5Ep21: Lady Bouvier’s Lover 5/12/1994
Having already fallen hard for Marge, Mr. Burns now finds himself smitten with Marge's mother, Jacqueline Bouvier. Competing for the old lady's affection is Grandpa Simpson, who also thinks that she's the bee's arthritic knees. Meanwhile, Bart steals Homer's credit card to buy an Itchy and Scratchy animation cel that turns out to be an incomplete knock-off.
- S5Ep20: The Boy Who Knew Too Much 5/5/1994
- S5Ep19: Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song 4/28/1994
- S5Ep18: Burns’ Heir 4/14/1994
Well into his eighth or ninth decade, Monty Burns realizes that he has no children and therefore no heir for his vast fortune. After an audition process in which every child in Springfield vies for the coveted position as Burns' kid, Bart is selected for being a creature of pure malevolence.
- S5Ep17: Bart Gets an Elephant 3/31/1994
- S5Ep16: Homer Loves Flanders 3/17/1994
- S5Ep15: Deep Space Homer 2/24/1994
- S5Ep14: Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy 2/17/1994
After buying the new talking Malibu Stacy, Lisa realizes that Malibu Stacy and the phrases she says (such as "I wish they taught shopping in school" and "Let's buy make-up so the boys will like us!") are a horrible model for little girls to follow and sets out to create a more politically correct doll. Meanwhile, Grampa fears that he may be getting old, so he takes a job at Krusty Burger.
- S5Ep13: Homer and Apu 2/10/1994
- S5Ep12: Bart Gets Famous 2/3/1994
- S5Ep11: Homer the Vigilante 1/6/1994
When a cat burglar terrorizes Springfield (making off with everything of value, from Lisa's saxophone to Flanders' Shroud of Turin beach towels), Homer starts a vigilante group using people from the neighborhood, but the vigilante group ends up committing more crimes than preventing.
- S5Ep10: $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) 12/16/1993
When gambling is legalized in Springfield, Mr. Burns opens an extravagant casino on the boardwalk. Homer is hired as a blackjack dealer despite his counting difficulties and Marge finds herself drawn to the slots, where she begins to spend all of her time. Meanwhile, cashing in on the trend, Bart opens his own casino in his treehouse and Lisa tries to get her Florida costume done in time for the 50 States Pageant at school.
- S5Ep9: The Last Temptation of Homer 12/9/1993
Homer worries about his marriage to Marge when he begins falling for Mindy Simmons, a gorgeous nuclear plant worker who loves doughnuts, beer, and being lazy as much as Homer does. Meanwhile, Bart turns into a nerd after getting glasses, medicated scalp salve, and corrective footwear.
- S5Ep8: Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood 11/18/1993
Experimenting with a dangerous all-syrup Squishee, Bart and Milhouse get loopy and run around Springfield singing and having adventures. Waking up with a massive Squishee hangover, Bart finds himself enlisted in the Junior Campers, the dweebiest after-school program in the world.
- S5Ep7: Bart’s Inner Child 11/11/1993
- S5Ep6: Marge on the Lam 11/4/1993
After Homer gets his arms stuck in vending machines at work, Marge goes to the ballet with Ruth Powers (from season four's "New Kid on the Block"). The two end up spending time together--leading to a Thelma and Louise-style run from the police after Ruth confesses that she stole her ex-husband's car. Meanwhile, Homer hires crooked lawyer Lionel Hutz to babysit Bart, Lisa, and Maggie while Homer tries to have fun without his wife.
- S5Ep5: Treehouse of Horror IV 10/28/1993
In this year's tricky triptych of terror, Bart presents three Halloween treats based on paintings a la "Night Gallery": The Devil and Homer Simpson: Homer ends up on trial with the Devil (Ned Flanders?!) after Homer trades him his soul for a doughnut. Nightmare at 5 1/2 Feet: Bart's nightmare of dying in a school bus crash comes true when Bart begins seeing a gremlin taking the bus apart. Bart Simpson's Dracula: The Simpsons have dinner with a vampiric Mr. Burns, who bites Bart and makes him a child of the night.
- S5Ep4: Rosebud 10/21/1993
- S5Ep3: Homer Goes to College 10/14/1993
When it is revealed that Homer is grossly unqualified to be a safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, he goes to Springfield University to study nuclear physics. While there, Homer befriends a group of nerds and encourages them to steal a rival school's mascot pig.
- S5Ep2: Cape Feare 10/7/1993
- S5Ep1: Homer’s Barbershop Quartet 9/30/1993
- S4Ep22: Krusty Gets Kancelled 5/13/1993
The Krusty the Clown show gets bumped in the ratings by Arthur Crandall, a droll ventriloquist, and Gabbo, his excitable dummy. Gabbo is a huge hit, and Krusty's show is canceled as a result of falling ratings. It's up to Lisa and Bart to get Krusty's celebrity friends to create a comeback special for him.
- S4Ep21: Marge in Chains 5/6/1993
- S4Ep20: Whacking Day 4/29/1993
- S4Ep19: The Front 4/15/1993
Convinced they can write better Itchy & Scratchy scripts than the writers who currently work on the cartoon, Bart and Lisa set out to write their own shows. Meanwhile, Homer goes to his high school reunion, and when Principal Dondelinger reveals that Homer never passed remedial science, Homer goes to night school to make up the lost credit.
- S4Ep18: So It’s Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 4/1/1993
- S4Ep17: Last Exit to Springfield 3/11/1993
- S4Ep16: Duffless 2/18/1993
- S4Ep15: I Love Lisa 2/11/1993
- S4Ep14: Brother From the Same Planet 2/4/1993
When Homer leaves Bart waiting in the pouring rain after soccer practice, he must earn back his son's love. Bart expresses his anger by going to a Big Brother program and claiming to be an abandoned child so he can get a new "father." Meanwhile, Lisa tries to break her addiction from calling a phone line featuring pretty-boy celebrity "Corey".
- S4Ep13: Selma’s Choice 1/21/1993
- S4Ep12: Marge vs. the Monorail 1/14/1993
Mr. Burns is forced to pay a $3 million fine for illegally dumping toxic waste under trees in the park. At a town meeting where Springfield's citizens discuss how to best use the new funds, Lyle Lanley, a charismatic traveling salesman convinces them to build a completely useless monorail.
- S4Ep11: Homer’s Triple Bypass 12/17/1992
In a series of terrifying X-ray shots of Homer's chest, we see that his heart is dangerously clogged with plaque and doughnut residue and that he is in need of a triple bypass operation, but must choose between Dr. Hibbert's $40,000 operation or Dr. Nick's $129.95 hack job.
- S4Ep10: Lisa’s First Word 12/3/1992
- S4Ep9: Mr. Plow 11/19/1992
- S4Ep8: The New Kid on the Block 11/12/1992
Evergreen Terrace welcomes two new neighbors, Ruth Powers and her lovely teenage daughter, Laura. Bart falls hard for Laura, but she thinks of him as just a little friend. Meanwhile, Homer sues restaurant proprieter Captain McAllister over not getting his fill at the "All You Can Eat" buffet.
- S4Ep7: Marge Gets a Job 11/5/1992
- S4Ep6: Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie 11/3/1992
- S4Ep5: Treehouse of Horror III 10/29/1992
The Simpsons gather for a Halloween party and exchange ghost stories: Lisa tells the story of a Krusty the Clown doll bent on killing Homer in "Clown Without Pity", Grampa retells the story of King Kong in "King Homer", and Bart tells the story of a zombie invasion in "Dial Z for Zombie".
- S4Ep4: Lisa the Beauty Queen 10/15/1992
To help Lisa get over her insecurities about her looks, Homer enters her into the Little Miss Springfield Pageant by selling his Duff Blimp tickets to Barney Gumble (who has $250 for the contest entry fee). Lisa wins after the winner gets struck by lightning, but Lisa uses her role as beauty queen to change the town after being used as a shill for Laramie Cigarettes.
- S4Ep3: Homer the Heretic 10/8/1992
- S4Ep2: A Streetcar Named Marge 10/1/1992
- S4Ep1: Kamp Krusty 9/24/1992
- S3Ep24: Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? 8/27/1992
- S3Ep23: Bart’s Friend Falls in Love 5/7/1992
Everything's coming up Milhouse when Bart's best friend falls in love with the new girl, Samantha Stanky, which endangers his friendship with Bart. Meanwhile, Marge orders subliminal cassette tapes for Homer's weight loss, but ends up getting vocabulary builder tapes for Homer instead.
- S3Ep22: The Otto Show 4/23/1992
After seeing Spinal Tap bring the house down (sort of) in concert, Bart decides he wants to learn how to play electric guitar. Meanwhile, Otto the bus driver loses his job after revealing he never got a driver's license and ends up at The Simpsons' house after getting evicted.
- S3Ep21: Black Widower 4/9/1992
- S3Ep20: Colonel Homer 3/26/1992
After a fight during a boring movie, Homer runs off to a redneck bar, where he meets a beautiful cocktail waitress named Lurleen Lumpkin with dreams of being a singer. Homer decides to be her manager, but the fact that Lurleen is young and pretty makes Marge think that Homer would rather be with Lurleen than her.
- S3Ep19: Dog of Death 3/12/1992
- S3Ep18: Separate Vocations 2/27/1992
After taking career aptitude tests, Lisa discovers that the occupation she's best suited for is homemaker (which she doesn't like because she had dreams of being a jazz musician) while Bart discovers that he's best suited to be a police officer (which causes the former bad boy to straighten up and fly right after he almost gets killed by Snake during a night with Chief Wiggum).
- S3Ep17: Homer at the Bat 2/20/1992
Mr. Burns makes a million dollar bet with his arch-rival Aristotle Amadopolis that the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant team will beat the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant team in the softball championships. To ensure victory, Burns hires a number of ringers, including pro baseball players Darryl Strawberry, Ken Griffey, Jr., Steve Sax, Roger Clemens, Jose Canseco, Don Mattingly, Ozzie Smith, Wade Boggs and Mike Scioscia to replace the plant employees he cut from the team.
- S3Ep16: Bart the Lover 2/13/1992
Bart gets detention for breaking the class fish tank with a yo-yo. When he tries to get it back from Mrs. Krabappel, Bart finds a personal ad Krabappel placed in a magazine and begins writing love letters to her under the guise of a man named Woodrow. Meanwhile, Homer opts to build Santa's Little Helper a doghouse--and ends up creating a swear jar to curb his cursing after Todd Flanders picks up Homer's foul language.
- S3Ep15: Homer Alone 2/6/1992
Marge has a nervous breakdown while running errands and gets arrested for obstructing traffic. Once she's released, Marge decides to go to a weekend spa called Rancho Relaxo, leaving Bart and Lisa with the Gruesome Twosome, Patti and Selma while Homer and his drinking buddy, Barney Gumble, look after Maggie.
- S3Ep14: Lisa the Greek 1/23/1992
- S3Ep13: Radio Bart 1/9/1992
- S3Ep12: I Married Marge 12/26/1991
While Marge goes to the doctor's office to see if she's pregnant, Homer tells his children the story of how Homer and Marge dated after high school, how Marge ended up pregnant after Homer and Marge had sex at a mini-golf course, how Homer and Marge got married at a quickie wedding chapel, and how Homer got his job at the nuclear plant to provide for his new wife and unborn son.
- S3Ep11: Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk 12/5/1991
- S3Ep10: Flaming Moe’s 11/21/1991
- S3Ep9: Saturdays of Thunder 11/14/1991
- S3Ep8: Lisa’s Pony 11/7/1991
Homer makes up for his latest example of fatherly ineptitude (failing to get Lisa a saxophone reed in time for the school talent show) by buying Lisa the one thing she's always wanted: a pony. But keeping the animal ends up costing the family money and Homer takes a second job at the Kwik-E-Mart to make Lisa happy.
- S3Ep7: Treehouse of Horror II 10/31/1991
When Homer, Bart, and Lisa eat a ton of candy, the three begin having various nightmares: Lisa's nightmare (The Monkey's Paw): The Simpsons visit Morocco and find a monkey's paw that makes all their wishes come true â€“ with dire consequences. Bart's nightmare (The Bart Zone): The town of Springfield must think happy thoughts or suffer the powers of Bart's twisted imagination. Homer's nightmare (If I Only Had a Brain): Mr. Burns kills Homer (who's now working as a grave-digger) so he can transplant his brain into a robot's to create a super-efficient worker.
- S3Ep6: Like Father Like Clown 10/24/1991
When Krusty comes over to the Simpsonsâ€™ house for dinner, he reveals to them that he's Jewish, and that his father, Rabbi Krustofski disowned him for pursuing a career in comedy. While Krusty's personal and professional life begin to deteriorate, Bart and Lisa help their hero by locating Rabbi Krustofski and begging the rabbi to reunite with his son.
- S3Ep5: Homer Defined 10/17/1991
During a near-fatal meltdown at The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer frantically presses buttons on his console until he hits the right combination and saves the day. Homer becomes a hero even though he knows in his heart that what he did was a fluke. Meanwhile, Bart's friendship with Milhouse becomes strained when Milhouse's mother bars him from hanging out with her son.
- S3Ep4: Bart the Murderer 10/10/1991
- S3Ep3: When Flanders Failed 10/3/1991
When Flanders announces at a barbecue that he's starting his own general store catering to the left-handed, Homer wishes that his goody-goody neighbor will suffer financial ruin. Meanwhile, Bart takes karate class, but ends up cutting it when he realizes that it's not as exciting as it's cracked up to be.
- S3Ep2: Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington 9/26/1991
- S3Ep1: Stark Raving Dad 9/19/1991
Homer gets in trouble for wearing a pink shirt to work and is forced to take a mental competency test. But when Bart answers "yes" to every question, Homer is taken to The New Bedlam Home for the Emotionally Interesting and meets a large, bald mental patient who thinks he's troubled pop star Michael Jackson.
- S2Ep22: Blood Feud 7/11/1991
Homer discovers that Bart has a rare blood type that can save his Mr. Burns's life, Homer convinces Bart to give blood (in the hopes that Burns will give The Simpsons a cash reward), but when all Mr. Burns gives Bart is a "Thank You" card, Homer writes a nasty letter to his boss...which ends up getting sent to Burns by Bart.
- S2Ep21: Three Men and a Comic Book 5/9/1991
Bart becomes obsessed with buying the first issue of Radioactive Man, but can't scrape together the $100 he needs to make it his own. Enlisting Milhouse and Martin Prince, Bart is finally able to buy the comic, but ends up fighting with his two best friends over who gets to keep it.
- S2Ep20: The War of the Simpsons 5/2/1991
When Homer gets drunk and humiliates himself at a dinner party, an angered Marge signs herself and Homer up for a marriage retreat, which Homer tries to bail out of so he can go fishing. Meanwhile, Grampa babysits Bart and Lisa, who trick the old man into letting them do whatever they want--including throw a party.
- S2Ep19: Lisa’s Substitute 4/25/1991
When Lisa's teacher Miss Hoover gets Lyme Disease, Mr. Bergstrom takes over the class. Lisa finds Mr. Bergstrom's teaching methods incredibly inspiring and discovers an entirely new love for learning, but when Mr. Bergstrom leaves, Lisa doubts that anyone else in her life (including her own father) can be the man that Mr. Bergstrom was. Meanwhile, Bart runs against Martin Prince for class president.
- S2Ep18: Brush With Greatness 4/11/1991
- S2Ep17: Old Money 3/28/1991
Grandpa Simpson falls in love with Bea Simmons, a fellow resident of the Springfield Retirement Castle. During the course of their brief romance, Bea passes away and leaves Grandpa her entire savings, $100,000. Grandpa decides to give the money to charity but can't decide which one is worthiest, but when he can't decide, Grampa heads for a casino to gamble it away.
- S2Ep16: Bart’s Dog Gets an F 3/7/1991
After Santa's Little Helper gets in trouble for destroying Homer's new sneakers, Homer's large macadamia nut cookie, and Marge's heirloom quilt, Bart enrolls the dog into an obedience school, which Santa's Little Helper must pass if he wants to continue being The Simpsons' pet.
- S2Ep15: Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? 2/21/1991
After Grampa Simpson has a heart attack at the movie theater, he calls Homer and tells him a dark family secret: Homer has an illegitimate half-brother named Herb that was given up for adoption before Grampa married Homer's mother. The Simpsons soon find out that Herb is a wealthy automobile company executive in search of a new idea, and unwittingly enlists Homer to design a new car.
- S2Ep14: Principal Charming 2/14/1991
- S2Ep13: Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment 2/7/1991
- S2Ep12: The Way We Was 1/31/1991
When the TV breaks down, Marge and Homer decide to tell their children a story. After refusing to tell the story of how Bart was born (which would later be seen in season 3's "I Married Marge"), they decide to tell the story of how Homer and Marge met in high school--and how Marge almost went out with a nerd named Artie Ziff.
- S2Ep11: One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish 1/24/1991
Homer discovers the wonders of sushi, trying a piece of every fish on the menu of the Happy Sumo restaurant. But when he eats a bad piece of blowfish, Dr. Hibbert fears that Homer will die in 24 hours, prompting Homer to go to great lengths to get his affairs in order before he bites the big one.
- S2Ep10: Bart Gets Hit by a Car 1/10/1991
After consulting crooked attorney Lionel Hutz, Homer and Marge attempt to sue Mr. Burns for a million dollars after Burns hits Bart with his car. Burns is prepared to settle for $500,000, but promptly withdraws the offer when he discovers that the Simpsons have exaggerated Bart's injuries.
- S2Ep9: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge 12/20/1990
After Maggie hits Homer on the head with a mallet, Marge discovers that The Itchy and Scratchy Show is a bad influence on kids and forms a pro-censorship brigade, which doesn't last when the brigade wants to attack Michaelangelo's David for glorifying nudity and Marge refuses.
- S2Ep8: Bart the Daredevil 12/6/1990
At a Monster Truck event, Bart spots his hero Captain Lance Murdock, a daredevil who attempts to jump his motorcycle over a tank filled with great white sharks, electric eels, piranhas, alligators, a ferocious lion and one drop of blood that drives all the wild animals insane. Inspired to follow in Murdock's footsteps, Bart attempts increasingly risky skateboard jumps until he sets his sights on Springfield Gorge.
- S2Ep7: Bart vs. Thanksgiving 11/22/1990
- S2Ep6: Dead Putting Society 11/15/1990
- S2Ep5: Dancin’ Homer 11/8/1990
- S2Ep4: Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish 11/1/1990
- S2Ep3: Treehouse of Horror 10/25/1990
- S2Ep2: Simpson and Delilah 10/18/1990
- S2Ep1: Bart Gets an F 10/11/1990
After failing one too many tests, Mrs. Krabappel and Dr. J. Loren Pryor (from "Bart the Genius") conclude that Bart may have to repeat the fourth grade if his grades don't improve. Bart desperately enlists the help of school brainiac Martin Prince, but when that backfires, Bart wishes for a snow day so he can have more time to study.
- S1Ep13: Some Enchanted Evening 5/13/1990
- S1Ep12: Krusty Gets Busted 4/29/1990
- S1Ep11: The Crepes of Wrath 4/15/1990
- S1Ep10: Homer’s Night Out 3/25/1990
Using his toy spy camera, Bart captures Homer drunkenly dancing with a stripper named Princess Kashmir and Xeroxes copies of the picture all over town--which gets Homer in trouble with Marge, not because he hung out with a stripper, but because Bart may see it as a sign that it's okay to treat women like sex objects.
- S1Ep9: Life on the Fast Lane 3/18/1990
- S1Ep8: The Telltale Head 2/25/1990
- S1Ep7: The Call of the Simpsons 2/18/1990
- S1Ep6: Moaning Lisa 2/11/1990
- S1Ep5: Bart the General 2/4/1990
After defending Lisa from school bully Nelson Muntz, Bart becomes Nelson's latest target. Sick of the harassment and torment, Bart, Grampa Simpson, and Herman (a slightly deranged military antique store dealer with a missing arm) rally the town's children into fighting back against Nelson and his cronies.
- S1Ep4: There’s No Disgrace Like Home 1/28/1990
After an embarrassing experience at his company picnic, Homer begins to wonder if his family is too dysfunctional. Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie attend family therapy sessions with Dr. Marvin Monroe, an unorthodox psychotherapist who uses shock therapy to "cure" them.
- S1Ep3: Homer’s Odyssey 1/21/1990
Homer gets fired from the nuclear plant after causing a minor accident. When he can't find a second job, Homer runs away to commit suicide, but ends up saving his family from almost getting hit by a truck. The rescue revitalizes Homer's will to live and he becomes a public safety advocate.
- S1Ep2: Bart the Genius 1/14/1990
- S1Ep1: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire 12/17/1989
Christmas is nearly ruined when Marge has to spend all of the family's gift money to remove Bart's tattoo. Homer becomes a department store Santa to raise more cash (after Mr. Burns announces that Christmas bonuses have been cut for all semi-skilled workers), but blows it all at the dog racetrack.